it takes a special kind of stupid to see lights in the night sky and conclude that America is being invaded by space aliens from the planet China — but MAGA is just that kind of stupid.

it’s been a couple of weeks now since the sighting of what may or may not have been drones over New Jersey caused the dumbest fucking imbeciles on the planet to freak out. these panicky pantloads have now decided that every object in the sky — airplanes, constellations — is a clear sign that our country is under attack, and their overheated clownshittery shows no sign of abating.

let’s sample some of the fever-swamp theories being passed around the MAGAverse as to who’s behind all this treachery from above. Nancy Mace knows who’s behind the drones: space aliens from beyond the universe.

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“my concern is if it’s not craft from outer space, because I think that has to be on the table. that has to be an option … I hope that it’s us. I hope that it’s not our adversaries, or something from outside the universe.”

Nancy’s got a legit worry here, because if space creatures are indeed behind this, it raises a whole new set of concerns — ones that could impact issues that are very close to Nancy’s heart. specifically: what if the aliens are gender fluid? what if they’re trans? what if they have three — or more — sexes, and insist we respect their pronouns?