make no mistake, Donny’s coming Confederacy of Sewer Clowns are going to wreak as much havoc on America as they can — but at the same time, let’s never forget that these people are fucking imbeciles, and it’s going to be a very stupid four years.



hell, we just lived through an incredibly stupid twenty-four hours.

oh look, Fox News invented an award just to flatter Dear Leader.

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“I look greatly forward to attending the Fox News Patriot Awards, hosted by Sean Hannity, in New York on Thursday evening. I will be receiving the Fox Patriot of the Year Award — so nice! See you there.”

isn’t that special? the 88-count narcoleptic fart factory who stole our nation’s top secrets and tried to overthrow his own government is getting an award for being a … patriot.