Donny Convict has finally gotten bored with this whole ‘let’s pick a cabinet’ thing, and it shows.

think about it: Captain Crazypants famously has the attention span of a coked-up squirrel — so of course it took barely a week for him to reach the ‘let’s just get this fucking shit over with as fast as possible’ stage of the process.

and why not? Donny’s already picked the important honchos: Matt Gaetz to lead the Department of Retribution, Pete Hegseth to head the Department of Abandoning Our Allies, and Tom Homan to lead the Department of Rounding Up Undesirables.

after that came the doling of favors to cronies. Bobby Brainworms to head the Department of Dying of a Preventable Disease, Tulsi Gabbard to lead the Department of Letting Putin Know What We’re Up To, and the Space Nazi to head the Department of Giggling Like a Loon While Breaking Shit You Don’t Understand.

so, now that those tasks are out of the way, who gives a fuck who does everything else, really?