Jeff Tiedrich - DNC day four: Kamala accepts and Fox News hangs up on a deranged Donny

last night, Kamala Harris accepted the Democratic Party’s nomination to be the 47th President of the United States.

fuck, yeah — shoot this shit straight into my veins.

“my entire career, I’ve only had one client: the people — and so, on behalf of the people, on behalf of every American, regardless of party, race, gender, or the language a grandmother speaks, on behalf of my mother, and everyone who has ever set out on their own unlikely journey, on behalf of Americans like the people I grew up with — people who work hard, chase their dreams, and look out for one another — on behalf of everyone whose story could only be written in the greatest nation on earth, I accept your nomination to be President of the United States of America.”

while Kamala was speaking to America, somewhere inside a bedbug-infested golf motel, an endless series of diapers were being power-loaded. Captain Crazypants has fucking lost it, folks. Donny was rage-posting faster than Kamala was speaking.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/dnc-day-four-kamala-accepts-and-fox