From his toxicity

The thoughts and prayers are working. I like to envision a Supreme Being who has real solutions, is ruthless, and has a sense of humor.

Be careful what you wish for, MAGAts.

The Mambas


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That should do the trick.

Or did he put ivermectin on it?

calm black snakes hate him .

Wouldn't it just suck if a poisonous snake mismarked as something harmless showed up in his bathroom? I'd love to see a King Cobra shaped like a kitten lay in to the man's sack.

Would it fix his fucking voice?

Or -- what the heck -- copperheads.

Asking for a friend........

Given he doesn’t wash his hands this might introduce some nasty stuff.

...or gargle. So they'll be pretty nasty after chowing down on a few mice. Still, I hope they can save the snakes..... No such hope for Dr. Brainworm.

Hope the snake survives…

I can think of other species that could have been more helpful.

Was hoping he'd be a Darwin Winner

I thought we'd see snakes first with the blonde White House religion lady.

they piss on you..... and the piss stinks.

Traveling preacher goes around back country churches picking up a couple of bucks from the collection plate and a meal. After the service, they invite him for supper of course and he gladly accepts. Then they invite him for a little more of their services. In the back room they bring out the snakes. He's not real keen on the snakes so he asks: where's the back door?... Ain't got one... Reckon where they want one?

and exude a foul-smelling musk when agitated.

First name Elon?

They just dislike being handled. When they are, they shit nasty smelling crap that RFKJr probably didn't even notice.

He should stick one or two into Trump's bed,
and tell him they are 13-year-old girls!!!!

Probably property #2 in the below -

Find a couple of older Diamond Back rattle snakes...and then try that trick!!!

Thinks it makes him look like “real” man. It does not. It makes him look like a foolish man.