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MineralMan

(151,722 posts)
Fri May 29, 2026, 09:57 AM Friday

Broken News: Trump Puts out Call for Garage Bands at UFC

Donald Trump is desperate over cancellations by performers he invited to perform at his UFC event outside the White House. So many have canceled that he has posted an ad in the DC area Craig's List, inviting garage bands from the local suburbs to contact him. The ad reads:

Garage Bands Needed for White House Appearance. The exposure is worth millions to you, so this is an unpaid gig. Contact the White House switchboard and provide contact information. Audition Tape Required.


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Broken News: Trump Puts out Call for Garage Bands at UFC (Original Post) MineralMan Friday OP
Love it malaise Friday #1
This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Friday #2
Lynyrd Skynyrd? I thought they were all dead? paleotn Friday #10
Not even close to the original band. maveric Friday #11
Milking what's left of the name for all he can get. Not much squeeze left. paleotn Saturday #15
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA justaprogressive Friday #3
Of course! Think of the exposure, though! MineralMan Friday #5
It's the company you keep justaprogressive Friday #7
;-{) THE BAND Goonch Friday #4
Misprint on the sign! lastlib Friday #12
Those performers Rebl2 Friday #6
The cancellations are for the "Great American State Fair" on July 4, NOT the UFC event on Trump's birthday. Wiz Imp Friday #8
The exposure is worth millions to you, so this is an unpaid gig" Ray Bruns Friday #9
So He's Reduced to Competing With the Onion? The Roux Comes First Friday #13
Unpaid gig that will ruin them. Figarosmom Friday #14

maveric

(17,062 posts)
11. Not even close to the original band.
Fri May 29, 2026, 12:09 PM
Friday

Ronnie Van Zant’s brother fronts it. He’s a trumper.

paleotn

(22,850 posts)
15. Milking what's left of the name for all he can get. Not much squeeze left.
Sat May 30, 2026, 03:29 PM
Saturday

Some old groups are now a pathetic shell of what they once were. Then you've got bands like Rush. Still doing what they've always done. Their new drummer isn't a replacement. No one can replace Neil Peart. Anika Nilles adds something all her own and it's fabulous!

Haven't seen Rush live in 40 years but sure would like to.

justaprogressive

(7,241 posts)
3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fri May 29, 2026, 10:29 AM
Friday
an UNPAID gig!!!

We call those "showcases" scummy practice by cheap bar owners who don't want to pay anyone!


MineralMan

(151,722 posts)
5. Of course! Think of the exposure, though!
Fri May 29, 2026, 10:49 AM
Friday

Nationwide. How could you say no to that?

On a serious note, though, sometimes it works. I was a member of a woodwind quintet. We decided to start playing for pay. Where? Well, wedding receptions came to mind. So, when we saw an announcement about a "wedding fair," we contacted the people operating it and asked if they'd like to have a musical group playing background music somewhere during their event, at no charge. They said yes.

So, we went to it, set up in an entry area that everyone passed through and basically had our weekly rehearsal there. We put on our performance fancy clothes and played for four hours. We had a small sign, identifying us, and a business card dispenser next to it.

Did it work? Oh, yes. We started getting gigs at receptions right away. Our music was a mix of classical, pop, and other recognizable stuff. We even had a version of "When I'm 64," which was a big hit at those wedding receptions. Once we started working, the bookings increased, and we also got parties, events, and other bookings. That free performance at the wedding fair made us some really good money over time.

Rebl2

(17,957 posts)
6. Those performers
Fri May 29, 2026, 10:52 AM
Friday

were for the state fair music festival that is in late June, not UFC disaster event.

Wiz Imp

(10,550 posts)
8. The cancellations are for the "Great American State Fair" on July 4, NOT the UFC event on Trump's birthday.
Fri May 29, 2026, 11:03 AM
Friday

Figarosmom

(13,860 posts)
14. Unpaid gig that will ruin them.
Fri May 29, 2026, 12:49 PM
Friday

But I bet some will answer the call and have stars in their eyes.

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