"My primary opponent is a corrupt adulterer who coddles child rapists, but I'm endorsing him in the general election anyhow." Soon-to-be-former Senator Cornyn, you have cojones the size of raisins. But thanks for those vicious attack ads, John; not sure how you can take those back even though the GOP has tried to delete them today. But the Internet never forgets, and they're still out there.

Obviously Cornyn did not believe his own ads. Paxton should sue him for slander and to rub salt into the wound that comes from a 28 point loss.

He was indicted for fraud; he cheated on his wife; he was impeached by his own party; and he let off the molester of a little boy with a one-day jail sentence.

No offense to snakes.

be able to score a lucrative position on some board or in some position that requires little or no work.

I have absolutely no way of knowing.

However, if someone were to ask me, "nothing" is not even in my top 50 possible answers.