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Miles Archer

(24,601 posts) Wed May 27, 2026, 03:51 PM Wednesday

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Trump IRAN WAR UPDATE: "I call it soccer. It's just easier to do, because we have football and they have two footballs."

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com‬
Trump: "I call it soccer. You know, it's just easier to do, because we have football and they have two footballs."

Trump: "I call it soccer. You know, it's just easier to do, because we have football and they have two footballs."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-27T17:09:14.220Z

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Trump IRAN WAR UPDATE: "I call it soccer. It's just easier to do, because we have football and they have two footballs." (Original Post) Miles Archer Wednesday OP

*facepalm* sakabatou Wednesday #1

Two footballs and two Corinthians walks into a bar... Torchlight Wednesday #2

"The most successful World Cup ever and I call it soccer because they have 2 footballs and that is easier." Botany Wednesday #3

Ooh, Donny calls it soccer? He really is a genius! tanyev Wednesday #4

Both Rubio and Heggy look like they are blitzed or stoned rurallib Wednesday #5

sakabatou

(46,417 posts)

1. *facepalm*

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2026, 03:53 PM

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Torchlight

(7,104 posts)

2. Two footballs and two Corinthians walks into a bar...

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2026, 03:55 PM

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(it's there somewhere, but it'd take me months)

Botany

(77,961 posts)

3. "The most successful World Cup ever and I call it soccer because they have 2 footballs and that is easier."

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2026, 04:04 PM

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He is nucking futz.

It is the most successful ever outside of ticket sales, hotel rooms being booked, and or
interest from the American people.

tanyev

(49,772 posts)

4. Ooh, Donny calls it soccer? He really is a genius!

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2026, 04:18 PM

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Nobody ever thought to do that before!

rurallib

(64,862 posts)

5. Both Rubio and Heggy look like they are blitzed or stoned

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2026, 04:19 PM

Wednesday

Since they have to sit next to Stinky Don they must have prepared themselves.

Wonder if they can hear it gurgling out while they sit there?

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