heard of a person that gets cognitive exams when he goes to the dentist.

He's been to the doctor 153 times and each of em make him point out of the goddamn camel.

So it looks as if calendars can be added to the list of things MAGA don't understand.

That said, my cats go onto an every 6 month physical check-up schedule when they are 7 or 8 years old, unless they are incredibly healthy.

Sounds serious, Mr. trump. Good luck! (brush twice a day and after every meal, and maybe a few shots of minty fresh mouthwash might help)