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Orrex

(67,445 posts) Sat May 23, 2026, 06:59 AM May 23

Is he dead yet?

Rage-induced coronary while trying to obtain shaving cream?

Rage-induced coronary after being accurately described as a fucking dumbass?

Rage-induced coronary while insisting that this one goes to eleven?

Just. Fucking. Died. Already? For ANY reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 23 OP

No but malaise May 23 #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 23 #2

Has to be soon, doesn't it, SheltieLover May 23 #4

Yes, please. The world cannot take much more of this horror show. niyad May 23 #11

Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover May 23 #16

YES!!! niyad May 23 #18

I hope he croaks in a very public setting... SheltieLover May 23 #19

We share your dream.. surfered May 23 #13

The whole world shares the dream. SheltieLover May 23 #17

Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover May 23 #3

Junior, still pissed at the slight by Dear Dad... MiHale May 23 #5

What a llovely thought to brighten my day! niyad May 23 #10

;-{) CELL PHONES OVER CHARGE Goonch May 23 #6

How many people yelling what a dumbass he is at him would be enough to finally induce the blessed event? LymphocyteLover May 23 #7

Hilarious underpants May 23 #8

"I'm told he is hearing the crowds yell 'dumbass' constantly--even in his dreams!" hlthe2b May 23 #9

Aw MustLoveBeagles May 23 #22

Still hoping for a golf course accident surfered May 23 #12

Used a bacon slicer for shaving IronLionZion May 23 #14

Choked to death on a lump of his own venom? Grim Chieftain May 23 #15

and he's dyyyying on the stairway to heaaavun. twodogsbarking May 23 #20

Golf cart couldn't handle his morbid obesity and malfunctioned Blue Owl May 23 #21

Do you have your party bag prepared for the Big Beautiful Obituary? LetMyPeopleVote May 23 #23

malaise

(298,454 posts)

1. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:03 AM

May 23

He threatened Colbert

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221255581#post16

niyad

(134,378 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:09 AM

May 23

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,975 posts)

4. Has to be soon, doesn't it,

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:13 AM

May 23

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

niyad

(134,378 posts)

11. Yes, please. The world cannot take much more of this horror show.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #4)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:25 AM

May 23

SheltieLover

(81,975 posts)

16. Rfn would be perfect!

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:42 AM

May 23

niyad

(134,378 posts)

18. YES!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:56 AM

May 23

SheltieLover

(81,975 posts)

19. I hope he croaks in a very public setting...

Reply to niyad (Reply #18)

Sat May 23, 2026, 10:00 AM

May 23

Rfn!!!!!

surfered

(14,588 posts)

13. We share your dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:41 AM

May 23

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(81,975 posts)

17. The whole world shares the dream.

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:42 AM

May 23

SheltieLover

(81,975 posts)

3. Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:12 AM

May 23

MiHale

(13,214 posts)

5. Junior, still pissed at the slight by Dear Dad...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:20 AM

May 23

Invites him to a big game hunt instead…accidents happen, Junior says afterward.

niyad

(134,378 posts)

10. What a llovely thought to brighten my day!

Reply to MiHale (Reply #5)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:24 AM

May 23

Goonch

(5,696 posts)

6. ;-{) CELL PHONES OVER CHARGE

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:05 AM

May 23

LymphocyteLover

(10,252 posts)

7. How many people yelling what a dumbass he is at him would be enough to finally induce the blessed event?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:13 AM

May 23

Because so far it wasn't enough people

underpants

(197,394 posts)

8. Hilarious

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:19 AM

May 23

hlthe2b

(114,859 posts)

9. "I'm told he is hearing the crowds yell 'dumbass' constantly--even in his dreams!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:20 AM

May 23

"DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS!!!"

(and he just can't handle it!)

MustLoveBeagles

(17,688 posts)

22. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #9)

Sat May 23, 2026, 04:26 PM

May 23

Sweet little pup needs to yell dumbass more.

surfered

(14,588 posts)

12. Still hoping for a golf course accident

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:39 AM

May 23

IronLionZion

(51,611 posts)

14. Used a bacon slicer for shaving

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:00 AM

May 23

really got the closest shave

Grim Chieftain

(2,132 posts)

15. Choked to death on a lump of his own venom?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:21 AM

May 23

Bring it on - for the sake of all humanity.

twodogsbarking

(19,491 posts)

20. and he's dyyyying on the stairway to heaaavun.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 10:03 AM

May 23

Blue Owl

(59,734 posts)

21. Golf cart couldn't handle his morbid obesity and malfunctioned

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 02:40 PM

May 23

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,829 posts)

23. Do you have your party bag prepared for the Big Beautiful Obituary?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:25 PM

May 23

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