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Orrex

(67,345 posts)
Thu May 7, 2026, 06:26 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Last edited Thu May 7, 2026, 07:16 AM - Edit history (1)

Stroked out from effort of writing Epstein's suicide note?

Crushed by collapsing roof through which credit card spending has risen?

Stroked out while escorting a jerk off the golf course?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
Maybe truddy777 Yesterday #1
There are more of bdamomma Yesterday #21
;-{) SHIP OF FOOLS Goonch Yesterday #2
No but malaise Yesterday #3
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #4
Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #13
NO He ain't ded yet. In other bad news Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell aren't either. twodogsbarking Yesterday #5
Neither is clarence! DAMN IT!!! niyad Yesterday #24
Don't worry! Aussie105 Yesterday #6
No, goddammit. Don't think even Satan wants him. Joinfortmill Yesterday #7
Does Satan play golf? twodogsbarking Yesterday #8
Hahaha Joinfortmill Yesterday #14
Not yet, but the day is young. There's still time. --- Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck Yesterday #9
Today, is one day closer to the Big Day GreenEyedLefty Yesterday #10
His birthday bdamomma Yesterday #20
He'll die the nanosecond after I do! BigmanPigman Yesterday #11
I feel the same way! Ishoutandscream2 Yesterday #16
Not yet, but he sure looks as if he is. SheltieLover Yesterday #12
Claiming he could be an astronaut he uses a plastic bag for a helmet. twodogsbarking Yesterday #15
No... but his "negotiating" act with Iran is about to 'kill' us all... hlthe2b Yesterday #17
That's adorable 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #26
I hope I don't get indicted for posting this, but there's hope... surfered Yesterday #18
His bdamomma Yesterday #19
He seems to have a little bit of Keith Richards in him WestMichRad Yesterday #22
On the other hand, Keith has been married to the same woman for 43 years. niyad Yesterday #25
I see that you were on a roll with that "jerk off" story. All excellent!!! niyad Yesterday #23
Oh Lawd, please let it be TODAY Blue Owl Yesterday #27
I disagree with Mark Hamil on this LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #28

truddy777

(125 posts)
1. Maybe
Thu May 7, 2026, 06:31 AM
Yesterday

People like that always seem to linger way longer than they should. It’s frustrating watching the news and seeing no accountability. He’ll probably outlive us all out of pure spite.

niyad

(133,742 posts)
4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu May 7, 2026, 07:04 AM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Aussie105

(8,130 posts)
6. Don't worry!
Thu May 7, 2026, 07:31 AM
Yesterday

He may die soon, but the stench of all the wrongs he has done will linger for 50 years!
Mad King Donald has left an indelible stain on the land.

Actually, do worry about that.
Big job ahead, after the funeral and celebrations.

QueerDuck

(1,921 posts)
9. Not yet, but the day is young. There's still time. --- Perhaps tomorrow.
Thu May 7, 2026, 07:39 AM
Yesterday

Fingers crossed!

BigmanPigman

(55,467 posts)
11. He'll die the nanosecond after I do!
Thu May 7, 2026, 07:40 AM
Yesterday

I'd put $$$ down on that bet. He's a vengeful, sadistic, psychopath who does everything out of spite.

However, I'd be more than happy to chip in some $$$$$ when they pass the hat at the next Mafia Meeting when they plan hits. So far we've seen three armatures. I vote for the professionals to do the job correctly.

Ishoutandscream2

(6,784 posts)
16. I feel the same way!
Thu May 7, 2026, 08:34 AM
Yesterday

I’ll be dead before he dies. His nastiness will keep him going, I’m afraid. It already is!

hlthe2b

(114,491 posts)
17. No... but his "negotiating" act with Iran is about to 'kill' us all...
Thu May 7, 2026, 08:38 AM
Yesterday

(at least with repeated eye-rolling)



Blue Owl

(59,536 posts)
27. Oh Lawd, please let it be TODAY
Thu May 7, 2026, 12:01 PM
Yesterday

Can't take another second of this psychopathic egomaniacal creature

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,602 posts)
28. I disagree with Mark Hamil on this
Thu May 7, 2026, 01:49 PM
Yesterday

Last edited Thu May 7, 2026, 03:49 PM - Edit history (1)

For me, sooner the better.

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