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Orrex

(67,636 posts)
Thu May 7, 2026, 06:26 AM May 7

Is he dead yet?

Last edited Thu May 7, 2026, 07:16 AM - Edit history (1)

Stroked out from effort of writing Epstein's suicide note?

Crushed by collapsing roof through which credit card spending has risen?

Stroked out while escorting a jerk off the golf course?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 7 OP
Maybe truddy777 May 7 #1
There are more of bdamomma May 7 #21
;-{) SHIP OF FOOLS Goonch May 7 #2
No but malaise May 7 #3
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 7 #4
Soon... SheltieLover May 7 #13
NO He ain't ded yet. In other bad news Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell aren't either. twodogsbarking May 7 #5
Neither is clarence! DAMN IT!!! niyad May 7 #24
Don't worry! Aussie105 May 7 #6
No, goddammit. Don't think even Satan wants him. Joinfortmill May 7 #7
Does Satan play golf? twodogsbarking May 7 #8
Hahaha Joinfortmill May 7 #14
Not yet, but the day is young. There's still time. --- Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck May 7 #9
Today, is one day closer to the Big Day GreenEyedLefty May 7 #10
His birthday bdamomma May 7 #20
He'll die the nanosecond after I do! BigmanPigman May 7 #11
I feel the same way! Ishoutandscream2 May 7 #16
Not yet, but he sure looks as if he is. SheltieLover May 7 #12
Claiming he could be an astronaut he uses a plastic bag for a helmet. twodogsbarking May 7 #15
No... but his "negotiating" act with Iran is about to 'kill' us all... hlthe2b May 7 #17
That's adorable 🥰 MustLoveBeagles May 7 #26
I hope I don't get indicted for posting this, but there's hope... surfered May 7 #18
His bdamomma May 7 #19
He seems to have a little bit of Keith Richards in him WestMichRad May 7 #22
On the other hand, Keith has been married to the same woman for 43 years. niyad May 7 #25
I see that you were on a roll with that "jerk off" story. All excellent!!! niyad May 7 #23
Oh Lawd, please let it be TODAY Blue Owl May 7 #27
I disagree with Mark Hamil on this LetMyPeopleVote May 7 #28

truddy777

(142 posts)
1. Maybe
Thu May 7, 2026, 06:31 AM
May 7

People like that always seem to linger way longer than they should. It’s frustrating watching the news and seeing no accountability. He’ll probably outlive us all out of pure spite.

niyad

(135,904 posts)
4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu May 7, 2026, 07:04 AM
May 7

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Aussie105

(8,423 posts)
6. Don't worry!
Thu May 7, 2026, 07:31 AM
May 7

He may die soon, but the stench of all the wrongs he has done will linger for 50 years!
Mad King Donald has left an indelible stain on the land.

Actually, do worry about that.
Big job ahead, after the funeral and celebrations.

BigmanPigman

(55,860 posts)
11. He'll die the nanosecond after I do!
Thu May 7, 2026, 07:40 AM
May 7

I'd put $$$ down on that bet. He's a vengeful, sadistic, psychopath who does everything out of spite.

However, I'd be more than happy to chip in some $$$$$ when they pass the hat at the next Mafia Meeting when they plan hits. So far we've seen three armatures. I vote for the professionals to do the job correctly.

Ishoutandscream2

(6,802 posts)
16. I feel the same way!
Thu May 7, 2026, 08:34 AM
May 7

I’ll be dead before he dies. His nastiness will keep him going, I’m afraid. It already is!

hlthe2b

(115,493 posts)
17. No... but his "negotiating" act with Iran is about to 'kill' us all...
Thu May 7, 2026, 08:38 AM
May 7

(at least with repeated eye-rolling)



Blue Owl

(60,283 posts)
27. Oh Lawd, please let it be TODAY
Thu May 7, 2026, 12:01 PM
May 7

Can't take another second of this psychopathic egomaniacal creature

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