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Orrex

(67,336 posts) Wed May 6, 2026, 07:03 AM Yesterday

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Is he dead yet?

Overexerted himself while trying to pull the plug on Giuliani's respirator?

Stroked out trying to remember who started his Iran war?

Beaten to death by children in the Oval Office who'd had enough of his shit?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP

;-{) LURED BY LILITH Goonch Yesterday #1

Trump goes for the 50 mile hike C_U_L8R Yesterday #2

No but malaise Yesterday #3

No but ordered Taco Bell SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #4

Challenged the kids to identify a bear, a squirrel, an alligator IronLionZion Yesterday #5

I'd love it if he stroked out ranting idiotically about trans weightlifters LymphocyteLover Yesterday #6

Killed in the first scene of Melaaaaniaaah's new movie "Scream 47". twodogsbarking Yesterday #7

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #8

We share your dream... surfered Yesterday #11

🥳 SheltieLover Yesterday #14

World wide! GopherGal 22 hrs ago #23

EXACTLY!!! niyad Yesterday #17

Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #13

The Orange Menace is about to learn the meaning of HUMP DAY (NOT TRUMP DAY)! hlthe2b Yesterday #9

Lol MustLoveBeagles 21 hrs ago #26

Suffers a stroke when he sees the latest poll numbers... surfered Yesterday #10

I nearly spit out my coffee! niyad Yesterday #18

Sadly, no. But he looks like he has been dead for a while. SheltieLover Yesterday #12

Getting there . . . . . no_hypocrisy Yesterday #15

'Mutilized' by irate parents of the kids who visited him in the Blight House Wicked Blue Yesterday #16

Love "Blight House" !!! niyad Yesterday #19

That would be malaise 23 hrs ago #20

Soon, one lucky undertaker will have the pleasure of gluing his lips shut -- forever.... Blue Owl 23 hrs ago #21

I wonder if there's an undertaker who can do pre-demise lip sealing Wicked Blue 23 hrs ago #22

Some lucky mortician is going to have fun LetMyPeopleVote 21 hrs ago #24

86 47 republianmushroom 21 hrs ago #25

And why the hell not? Jilly_in_VA 21 hrs ago #27

LXXXVIXLVII niyad 20 hrs ago #28

Goonch

(5,493 posts)

1. ;-{) LURED BY LILITH

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 07:13 AM

Yesterday

C_U_L8R

(49,500 posts)

2. Trump goes for the 50 mile hike

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 07:16 AM

Yesterday

And never comes back.

malaise

(297,597 posts)

3. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 07:18 AM

Yesterday

He’ll soon wish he were

SocialDemocrat61

(7,954 posts)

4. No but ordered Taco Bell

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 07:28 AM

Yesterday

for cinco de mayo and the whole staff spit in his food

IronLionZion

(51,509 posts)

5. Challenged the kids to identify a bear, a squirrel, an alligator

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 07:30 AM

Yesterday

so they encouraged him to go get a very close look at wild alligators in Florida to make sure. Chomp!

LymphocyteLover

(10,052 posts)

6. I'd love it if he stroked out ranting idiotically about trans weightlifters

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 07:52 AM

Yesterday

twodogsbarking

(19,219 posts)

7. Killed in the first scene of Melaaaaniaaah's new movie "Scream 47".

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 08:05 AM

Yesterday

A whodunnit where noone cares whodunnit.

niyad

(133,722 posts)

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 08:22 AM

Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,073 posts)

11. We share your dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #8)

Wed May 6, 2026, 08:31 AM

Yesterday

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(81,508 posts)

14. 🥳

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Wed May 6, 2026, 08:41 AM

Yesterday

What a party that will be!

GopherGal

(2,944 posts)

23. World wide!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #14)

Wed May 6, 2026, 11:50 AM

22 hrs ago

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niyad

(133,722 posts)

17. EXACTLY!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Wed May 6, 2026, 10:03 AM

Yesterday

SheltieLover

(81,508 posts)

13. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #8)

Wed May 6, 2026, 08:39 AM

Yesterday

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

hlthe2b

(114,460 posts)

9. The Orange Menace is about to learn the meaning of HUMP DAY (NOT TRUMP DAY)!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 08:26 AM

Yesterday

MustLoveBeagles

(17,101 posts)

26. Lol

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #9)

Wed May 6, 2026, 01:05 PM

21 hrs ago

surfered

(14,073 posts)

10. Suffers a stroke when he sees the latest poll numbers...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 08:27 AM

Yesterday

niyad

(133,722 posts)

18. I nearly spit out my coffee!

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Wed May 6, 2026, 10:04 AM

Yesterday

SheltieLover

(81,508 posts)

12. Sadly, no. But he looks like he has been dead for a while.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 08:35 AM

Yesterday

no_hypocrisy

(55,249 posts)

15. Getting there . . . . .

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 08:41 AM

Yesterday

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

Wicked Blue

(8,997 posts)

16. 'Mutilized' by irate parents of the kids who visited him in the Blight House

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 09:48 AM

Yesterday

Nodded off while inspecting the future ballroom bunker and fell into the crater.

Stroke while sitting on his gold toilet.

niyad

(133,722 posts)

19. Love "Blight House" !!!

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #16)

Wed May 6, 2026, 10:05 AM

Yesterday

malaise

(297,597 posts)

20. That would be

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #16)

Wed May 6, 2026, 10:12 AM

23 hrs ago

Last edited Wed May 6, 2026, 10:55 AM - Edit history (1)

Fitting

Blue Owl

(59,511 posts)

21. Soon, one lucky undertaker will have the pleasure of gluing his lips shut -- forever....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 10:30 AM

23 hrs ago

What a glorious day that will be….

Wicked Blue

(8,997 posts)

22. I wonder if there's an undertaker who can do pre-demise lip sealing

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #21)

Wed May 6, 2026, 10:36 AM

23 hrs ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,504 posts)

24. Some lucky mortician is going to have fun

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 12:24 PM

21 hrs ago

republianmushroom

(22,593 posts)

25. 86 47

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 12:52 PM

21 hrs ago

Jilly_in_VA

(14,563 posts)

27. And why the hell not?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 01:07 PM

21 hrs ago

As we would say in East Tennessee, "God don't want him and the devil's afraid he'll take over."

niyad

(133,722 posts)

28. LXXXVIXLVII

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2026, 01:10 PM

20 hrs ago

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