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Orrex

(67,248 posts)
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 06:29 AM 2 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Last edited Fri Apr 24, 2026, 07:32 AM - Edit history (1)

Finally "panicked," the way Meidas Touch has been claiming daily for years, and he stroked out?

Sleepily tripped over the Chief Justice while Roberts was prostrating himself before his owner?

Tried to invade LEGOLAND over those Iran videos, suffered an aneurysm while searching for it on the globe?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 2 hrs ago OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 2 hrs ago #1
Ya must be really thirsty. twodogsbarking 1 hr ago #11
We all are. 2MuchNoise 1 hr ago #15
Soon my friend... SheltieLover 1 min ago #22
No but malaise 2 hrs ago #2
The sooner, the better. niyad 2 hrs ago #3
Go Barry! IYKYK PuraVidaDreamin 2 hrs ago #4
No one has pushed the "Trump panicks" line more than Meidas Touch... just saying LymphocyteLover 1 hr ago #5
Good call Orrex 1 hr ago #6
And also, "meltdown" makes a frequent appearance Blue Owl 30 min ago #18
;-{) THE SQUEEZE Goonch 1 hr ago #7
Love these today. AllyCat 1 hr ago #8
From the neck up. Kid Berwyn 1 hr ago #9
Melaaaaaaniaaaaah replaces his nasal spray with super glue. twodogsbarking 1 hr ago #10
Well,she finally stuck it to him. BattleRow 1 hr ago #14
i bow to you twodogsbarking 1 hr ago #16
It's my honor and pleasure. BattleRow 25 min ago #19
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 1 hr ago #12
Cut up Khashoggi style by the Saudis when his coming hyperinflation... NNadir 1 hr ago #13
Passed out after smelling RFK's rancid milk breath; unable to resusitate.... Blue Owl 32 min ago #17
Yesterday Luckycharms posted a photo of a golf cart on fire. surfered 23 min ago #20
Sadly, not yet, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover 3 min ago #21

niyad

(133,272 posts)
1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 06:32 AM
2 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Orrex

(67,248 posts)
6. Good call
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 07:30 AM
1 hr ago

Corrected.

I don’t follow either, but every day the front page highlights trump’s “panic,” “humiliation,” or “chaos in the White House,” none of which ever seem to bear fruit.

twodogsbarking

(19,049 posts)
10. Melaaaaaaniaaaaah replaces his nasal spray with super glue.
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 07:56 AM
1 hr ago

A gurgling voice was heard saying "I can't brea....."

NNadir

(38,310 posts)
13. Cut up Khashoggi style by the Saudis when his coming hyperinflation...
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 08:02 AM
1 hr ago

...makes their vast dollar holdings worthless?

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