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🤣😂 Melania says... (Original Post) QueerDuck 17 hrs ago OP
🤣 tanyev 17 hrs ago #1
🤣🤣🤣 lisa58 17 hrs ago #2
Good one. efhmc 17 hrs ago #3
Truth hurts! Wounded Bear 17 hrs ago #4
Ouch! Grim Chieftain 16 hrs ago #5
I wish Marla would testify under oath, but the Trump bums would threaten her life. travelingthrulife 16 hrs ago #6
And your point being... 3825-87867 16 hrs ago #8
Likely NDA and a no $$ clause if violated Attilatheblond 2 hrs ago #38
Melania met the Donald at a notorious club in NYC ProudMNDemocrat 16 hrs ago #7
When he dies (can't be soon enuf!) 3825-87867 16 hrs ago #9
This message was self-deleted by its author sarchasm 14 hrs ago #16
That goes both ways. She might be there as his "handler" Bluetus 15 hrs ago #14
It appears pooteens investment is paying off. -nt sarchasm 14 hrs ago #17
Pooteens pootain BattleRow 7 hrs ago #31
The golden pussy is.. raising2moredems 7 hrs ago #32
This message was self-deleted by its author raising2moredems 7 hrs ago #33
I love how she gives answers to questions nobody asked IronLionZion 15 hrs ago #10
Right.. raising2moredems 7 hrs ago #34
If she just told the truth, she would have a best selling book and hit movie. Irish_Dem 15 hrs ago #11
"Happy ending" orangecrush 15 hrs ago #13
I didn't really mean it as a double entendre, it just came out that way. Irish_Dem 12 hrs ago #21
Still good orangecrush 11 hrs ago #22
Dealing with the Trumps for so long my mind is in the gutter and I don't even know it. Irish_Dem 11 hrs ago #23
The happy ending won't come til he's GONE. calimary 8 hrs ago #27
Melania will get her widow pay out, so she will be happy too. Irish_Dem 8 hrs ago #28
I bet she will be. calimary 8 hrs ago #29
She will probably never re-marry if it means she can no longer rip off the taxpayers. Irish_Dem 8 hrs ago #30
And the "party" took place at the residence of Jeffrey Epstein FakeNoose 15 hrs ago #12
I read that TSF and Maples separated before the party but TSF brought someone else spooky3 14 hrs ago #15
Trump and Maples separated in May 1997. Melania and Trump met in September 1998. onenote 13 hrs ago #20
I thought it was funny, but I figured it had to be something like that. C Moon 39 min ago #41
Well done. Martin68 14 hrs ago #18
Melania Was Distorting The Truth GregGilman 14 hrs ago #19
Boom. Checkmate! Cha 10 hrs ago #24
And When did Her "husband" Cheat on her with Cha 10 hrs ago #25
I hate that escalator he rode down back in 2016...why couldn't it break or something throwing him over the side? wcmagumba 10 hrs ago #26
She's been in this country how long... raising2moredems 7 hrs ago #35
The speech impediment comes from her extensive facial plastic surgery. Aussie105 5 hrs ago #36
QueerDuck......... Upthevibe 5 hrs ago #37
Lol MustLoveBeagles 1 hr ago #39
I thought she didn't live with him at the WH. She just resides in an apt. in NYC. CTyankee 1 hr ago #40

Attilatheblond

(8,984 posts)
38. Likely NDA and a no $$ clause if violated
Sun Apr 12, 2026, 12:28 AM
2 hrs ago

Like the one he had for Ivana, the one that was about to expire around the time she had that fatal tumble down those stairs.

ProudMNDemocrat

(20,943 posts)
7. Melania met the Donald at a notorious club in NYC
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 10:31 AM
16 hrs ago

Called the Kit Kat Club. Its owner was an associate of Jeffrey Epstein's via business and social arrangements.

Deflection is not in Melania's DNA. It has become obvious she DOES NOT love her husband. She is only biding her time until he dies. $$$$$$$$$$ motivates her.

3825-87867

(1,965 posts)
9. When he dies (can't be soon enuf!)
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 10:56 AM
16 hrs ago

we will see the biggest court case for "Post Nup" that's ever been.

Response to 3825-87867 (Reply #9)

Bluetus

(2,909 posts)
14. That goes both ways. She might be there as his "handler"
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 11:39 AM
15 hrs ago

1) Epstein had relations within the Putin circle, which is how Epstein made the leap from humble school teacher on a small salary to big time financier and money launderer with key Russian oligarchs.

2) Trump got Russia's attention, perhaps because he had properties that are perfect for money laundering (casinos and luxury condos). The KGB started grooming Trump (aka agent Krasnov) around 1987.

3) Epstein was close to Trump continuously after the KGB started recruiting him.

4) In 1998, Epstein or one of that same circle engineered the introduction of Melania. There are many pictures of Epstein, Trump and Melania hanging over the next decade.

5) Also at this time, Epstein was building his kompromat sex operation, obviously with the intention of selling extortion material to the highest bidders, including what was, by then, President Putin and the FSB. Trump was heavily involved in this and undoubtedly helped to entrap important people in that operation.

6) Trump and Melania got married in 2005.

7) At the same time, we know that Trump was highly dependent on Russian money, so much so that Eric said that while most big money operations were in huge trouble by 2008, the Trumps were getting all the money they needed from Russia.

8) From there, we know that Trump continued very closely with Epstein and Putin. The Russians played a major role in swinging the 2016 election, as Putin has boasted himself. And since that time, Trump has worked tirelessly for Putin's interests and always 180 degrees AGAINST the interests of Americans.

IMHO, it is doubtful that the KBG ever would have recruited her because she was too young at the time. It is more likely that Epstein and his associates identified her and decided she could be useful in managing Trump. Their marriage came at exactly the same time that Russia was basically keep Trump out of bankruptcy court, and just before they made a major investment in promoting Trump's rise on the political stage. Putin and the FSB would welcome a little insurance.

We know that there are elements of the Epstein story that Trump simply cannot let get out. And now we are seeing that same level of resistance being applied to Melania. That is pretty good evidence that she is personally a bigger part of this story than anybody has been reporting.

Response to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #7)

Irish_Dem

(81,601 posts)
11. If she just told the truth, she would have a best selling book and hit movie.
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 11:04 AM
15 hrs ago

It is a real rags to riches story with lots of sex.
People will love it.

Her story of being a Russian/Putin adjacent gold digging working girl.

She came to the US with just her g-string and come hither look.

How she lied on her visa to get into NYC where she quickly cozied up to
the rich and powerful.

And used her Einstein hooker skill set to get a nice rich husband and anchor baby.

Along the way she helped the owner of child sex and blackmail ring to make ends meet.

But it all paid off, she is now the First Lady, highly respected and admired.
Ok I just added that part for the movie to have a happy ending.

Irish_Dem

(81,601 posts)
23. Dealing with the Trumps for so long my mind is in the gutter and I don't even know it.
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 03:41 PM
11 hrs ago

calimary

(90,208 posts)
29. I bet she will be.
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 06:36 PM
8 hrs ago

I bet she’s already making at least a few private “mental notes”.

Irish_Dem

(81,601 posts)
30. She will probably never re-marry if it means she can no longer rip off the taxpayers.
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 06:56 PM
8 hrs ago

If she loses her pension, security, etc upon remarriage.

The Trump crime syndicate will rob the American people into perpetuity.

spooky3

(38,686 posts)
15. I read that TSF and Maples separated before the party but TSF brought someone else
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 12:03 PM
14 hrs ago

He apparently sloughed her off when he saw Melania at the party.

onenote

(46,172 posts)
20. Trump and Maples separated in May 1997. Melania and Trump met in September 1998.
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 01:41 PM
13 hrs ago

It's a cute meme, but not terribly persuasive of anything.

GregGilman

(20 posts)
19. Melania Was Distorting The Truth
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 12:46 PM
14 hrs ago

She says, “I met my husband in 1998.”
Melania is telling a lie about that date.
Dishonest Trumps always tell fables.
She met the husband of Marla Maples.

wcmagumba

(6,305 posts)
26. I hate that escalator he rode down back in 2016...why couldn't it break or something throwing him over the side?
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 04:30 PM
10 hrs ago

We would be so much better off today...dang...

raising2moredems

(757 posts)
35. She's been in this country how long...
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:56 PM
7 hrs ago

And she can still barely speak English. But I guess that is okay as she is white and a grifter.

Aussie105

(7,977 posts)
36. The speech impediment comes from her extensive facial plastic surgery.
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 09:56 PM
5 hrs ago

At a guess.

But the middle eastern accent lingers on somehow.

She needs subtitles at the best of times.

CTyankee

(68,269 posts)
40. I thought she didn't live with him at the WH. She just resides in an apt. in NYC.
Sun Apr 12, 2026, 01:42 AM
1 hr ago

So she doesn't have to swat his hand away when he wants to hold it.

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