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Orrex

(67,176 posts) Sat Apr 11, 2026, 06:59 AM 19 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Stroked out before he could pardon his accomplices?

Coronary because the media dared to focus briefly on Artemis II instead of on him and his tantrums?

Stomped his swollen feet so hard that the earth split open and swallowed him whole?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 19 hrs ago OP

;-{) ZAPPED Goonch 19 hrs ago #1

Sorry if this has already been posted. Dorothy gets all the credit. no_hypocrisy 18 hrs ago #2

Yea..... FarPoint 17 hrs ago #13

Ordered KFC SocialDemocrat61 18 hrs ago #3

The rare chicken that did not die in vain jfz9580m 18 hrs ago #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 18 hrs ago #5

Soon... SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #8

PLEASE!!! niyad 18 hrs ago #9

Ikr? Rfn!!! SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #10

I have a dream.. surfered 16 hrs ago #15

Fell off of the 25cent horsie outside the super market. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #6

LMAO!!! There's something I haven't thought of for a while. That would be awesome. LymphocyteLover 17 hrs ago #14

Fatal neck injury from flip-flopping between Iran war & eps? SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #7

"He has made me REALLY MAD (and many many millions like me..." hlthe2b 17 hrs ago #11

No but malaise 17 hrs ago #12

Oscar Wilde ftw: Tanuki 14 hrs ago #16

Goonch

(5,183 posts)

1. ;-{) ZAPPED

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:14 AM

19 hrs ago

no_hypocrisy

(55,015 posts)

2. Sorry if this has already been posted. Dorothy gets all the credit.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:22 AM

18 hrs ago

FarPoint

(14,821 posts)

13. Yea.....

Reply to no_hypocrisy (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:40 AM

17 hrs ago

i am at this level of hope....

SocialDemocrat61

(7,732 posts)

3. Ordered KFC

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:32 AM

18 hrs ago

and choked on a chicken bone.

jfz9580m

(17,300 posts)

4. The rare chicken that did not die in vain

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #3)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:43 AM

18 hrs ago

Okay that is a terrible joke, but the general population is restive..

niyad

(132,821 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:49 AM

18 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(80,917 posts)

8. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:04 AM

18 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

niyad

(132,821 posts)

9. PLEASE!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #8)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:05 AM

18 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(80,917 posts)

10. Ikr? Rfn!!!

Reply to niyad (Reply #9)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:05 AM

18 hrs ago

surfered

(13,638 posts)

15. I have a dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 09:38 AM

16 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

twodogsbarking

(18,902 posts)

6. Fell off of the 25cent horsie outside the super market.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:52 AM

18 hrs ago

Best money ever spent.

LymphocyteLover

(9,914 posts)

14. LMAO!!! There's something I haven't thought of for a while. That would be awesome.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:41 AM

17 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(80,917 posts)

7. Fatal neck injury from flip-flopping between Iran war & eps?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:02 AM

18 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(114,088 posts)

11. "He has made me REALLY MAD (and many many millions like me..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:27 AM

17 hrs ago

...and he knows better than to make us ALL MAD! That knowledge and the subconscious fear leads to stress and that stress leads to... (well you know). He's a goner!"