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So is his new name "two weeks" or (Original Post) malaise Tuesday OP
That was great! spooky3 Tuesday #1
I was literally laughing out loud malaise Tuesday #2
Nailed it! Generic Other Tuesday #3
TWTACO malaise Tuesday #4
Does tRump play poker? If he does, he must really suck at it BigmanPigman Tuesday #5
That's the truth malaise Tuesday #7
It's a major award. yellow dahlia Tuesday #15
That, right there..... SergeStorms Yesterday #24
But it's not Italian BigmanPigman Yesterday #26
Let us not forget, he actually owned and bankrupted a few casinos. Intractable Tuesday #19
Time spans of note: displacedvermoter Tuesday #6
Nicely played malaise Tuesday #8
The Friedman was always my favorite! displacedvermoter Tuesday #11
There is debate about the absolute value of a Scaramucci. Some say it is 11 days. Intractable Tuesday #20
Was formulating in my mind... oldsoldierfadingfast Tuesday #9
Thank Jen malaise Tuesday #10
In two weeks... WestMichRad Tuesday #12
From 2020 - Trump's Health Care Plan Has Been 'Two Weeks Away' For Months cliffside Tuesday #13
For a while, he was called Donnie Two Scoops. 3catwoman3 Tuesday #14
Love it malaise Tuesday #16
Lawrence is very good at doing that... 3catwoman3 Tuesday #22
Probably media influenced... Wounded Bear Tuesday #17
Borowitz: DJT gives himself a 2 week deadline to come up with a new distraction spooky3 Tuesday #18
Love it malaise 22 hrs ago #31
TACOTWIT moondust Tuesday #21
Watch Jimmy Kimmel on YT BidenRocks Yesterday #23
Thanks malaise 21 hrs ago #33
The details of Melania's immigration/naturalization were supposed to be out in 2 weeks during the first admin. fierywoman Yesterday #25
Donny Fortnight JoseBalow Yesterday #27
Outstanding! displacedvermoter Yesterday #29
How is "two weeks" his 'new name'? I thought that was Jack Valentino Yesterday #28
Tweeker Fichefinder Yesterday #30
Comprehensive plans for infrastructure & health care are also just two weeks away! Martin Eden 21 hrs ago #32

malaise

(296,446 posts)
2. I was literally laughing out loud
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:14 PM
Tuesday

I had no idea he had used “two weeks” so often 😀

BigmanPigman

(55,235 posts)
5. Does tRump play poker? If he does, he must really suck at it
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:23 PM
Tuesday

I don't know how to play myself but I do know that "bluffing" is about 50% of the game. If Iran were playing poker with the fucking moron they would win, hands down. "Worst Poker Player In The History Of The World" award goes to tRump.

SergeStorms

(20,613 posts)
24. That, right there.....
Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:11 AM
Yesterday

is the way to bore into tRump's brain. Flattery, constant ego stroking, and making him think everything is his idea is the path to his psyche. Putin knew this decades ago.

displacedvermoter

(4,618 posts)
11. The Friedman was always my favorite!
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:47 PM
Tuesday

A six month period during which time the Bush Administration would reach a turning point in the War on Terror. Often brought up after a conversation with some cab driver in Tel Aviv or Amman. Never proved accurate, ever.

Intractable

(2,214 posts)
20. There is debate about the absolute value of a Scaramucci. Some say it is 11 days.
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 11:26 PM
Tuesday

Last edited Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:31 AM - Edit history (1)

A "Scaramucci" (or mooch) is a nonscientific unit of time equal to 11 days. It is defined by the length of Anthony Scaramucci's brief tenure as White House Communications Director in 2017. Although often cited as 10 days by some outlets, Scaramucci himself refers to it as 11 days.

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+long+is+a+scaramucci
9. Was formulating in my mind...
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:39 PM
Tuesday

a post re: Trump's use of 'two weeks' when I read this. Was happy to see this as it was much better than what I was thinking. Thanks!

malaise

(296,446 posts)
10. Thank Jen
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:43 PM
Tuesday

She had a comprehensive list of his use of “two weeks” - he uses it all the time. I had no idea that he used it so often.

Apparently she has really paid attention to his two weeks trick

This is from last year



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cliffside

(1,734 posts)
13. From 2020 - Trump's Health Care Plan Has Been 'Two Weeks Away' For Months
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:52 PM
Tuesday

Back to the Future: Trump’s History of Promising a Health Plan That Never Comes
AUGUST 13, 2020
https://kffhealthnews.org/news/back-to-the-future-trumps-history-of-promising-a-health-plan-that-never-comes/




3catwoman3

(29,470 posts)
22. Lawrence is very good at doing that...
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 11:31 PM
Tuesday

and always manages to do it with an impressive combination of cold fury, steely dignity, and class.

Lawrence is my commentator crush, along with Michael Steele.

Wounded Bear

(64,371 posts)
17. Probably media influenced...
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 10:43 PM
Tuesday

as in two weeks is about how long one can spin a line of bullshit before the next distraction is necessary.

spooky3

(38,679 posts)
18. Borowitz: DJT gives himself a 2 week deadline to come up with a new distraction
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 11:03 PM
Tuesday

“ WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an eleventh-hour announcement on Tuesday night, Donald J. Trump gave himself a two-week deadline to come up with a new distraction from the Epstein files.

“Threatening to annihilate a nation of 90 million people worked for about a day, but now I need to come up with something else,” Trump said in a Truth Social post.

Immediately after his announcement, Trump summoned his entire Cabinet to the Situation Room to brainstorm ideas before the two-week window expires.

Distractions reportedly being considered include naming Kid Rock Attorney General, replacing Lincoln’s head on the Lincoln Memorial with his own, and putting Hannibal Lecter’s face on the dollar bill.”

(From TBR Substack email)

fierywoman

(8,603 posts)
25. The details of Melania's immigration/naturalization were supposed to be out in 2 weeks during the first admin.
Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:12 AM
Yesterday

Jack Valentino

(5,094 posts)
28. How is "two weeks" his 'new name'? I thought that was
Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:20 AM
Yesterday

his 'old name'.......




All the same, I'm glad for another 'two weeks',
as I really didn't want to DIE tonight while I slept!


Think I will get my pound of ground beef out of the freezer to thaw,
so that I can make TACOS tomorrow--- while I still have the chance!

YES, they not????




Martin Eden

(15,658 posts)
32. Comprehensive plans for infrastructure & health care are also just two weeks away!
Wed Apr 8, 2026, 07:24 AM
21 hrs ago

Or was that from his first term?

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