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Aviation Pro

(15,611 posts) Tue Apr 7, 2026, 03:08 PM 7 hrs ago

Where the fuck is Micro Penis Mike Johnson?

My guess is he’s pleasuring himself thinking of the Rapture.

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Where the fuck is Micro Penis Mike Johnson? (Original Post) Aviation Pro 7 hrs ago OP

His most recent statement I read this morning Torchlight 7 hrs ago #1

If that bunker under the destroyed east wing is available, then that is where he is. efhmc 7 hrs ago #2

Rummaging in his pants trying to find it. Ocelot II 7 hrs ago #3

Cowering in a basement somewhere, I imagine. MineralMan 6 hrs ago #4

Watching porn perhaps? ProudMNDemocrat 6 hrs ago #5

Busy researching his next gig Johonny 6 hrs ago #6

Ushering in the tribulation with a pair of tweezers Blue Owl 5 hrs ago #7

Torchlight

(6,859 posts)

1. His most recent statement I read this morning

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 03:13 PM

7 hrs ago

said he was praying to his god (JPMorgan?) that trump was only throwing a temper tantrum rather than considering it seriously.

I guess that's the extent of his leadership potential: hoping and praying it's not as bad as it is.

efhmc

(16,708 posts)

2. If that bunker under the destroyed east wing is available, then that is where he is.

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 03:14 PM

7 hrs ago

Ocelot II

(130,667 posts)

3. Rummaging in his pants trying to find it.

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 03:14 PM

7 hrs ago

MineralMan

(151,333 posts)

4. Cowering in a basement somewhere, I imagine.

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 03:30 PM

6 hrs ago

ProudMNDemocrat

(20,923 posts)

5. Watching porn perhaps?

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 03:39 PM

6 hrs ago

The opportunity lended itself!

Johonny

(26,230 posts)

6. Busy researching his next gig

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 03:53 PM

6 hrs ago

He knows he's toast in November and is likely to skip town after he loses the Speakership.

He's all about Mike Johnson and what's next for him. He never cared about America. Not even a little.

Blue Owl

(59,169 posts)

7. Ushering in the tribulation with a pair of tweezers

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 05:14 PM

5 hrs ago

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