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Orrex

(67,153 posts)
Mon Apr 6, 2026, 06:59 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Struck down by Jesus for unhinged blasphemy on Easter?

Struck down by Yahweh for unhinged blasphemy during Passover?

Struck down by Allah for unhinged blasphemy in general?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP
Is "yete" old English, Orrex? True Dough Monday #1
LOL Sure, let's go with that! Orrex Monday #4
Struck down by generals terminated? SheltieLover Monday #2
No but malaise Monday #3
;-{) SOAP Goonch Monday #5
Pissed off the Easter bunny SocialDemocrat61 Monday #6
Bwaaaaah malaise Monday #14
Struck down by Thor's mighty hammer? Just because that would be pretty cool to see. LymphocyteLover Monday #7
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #8
I have a dream Walter Reed Hospital will give us a sign. surfered Monday #9
That would work. niyad Monday #12
Hehehe malaise Monday #15
Snort! electric_blue68 Monday #23
It has to be soon... SheltieLover Monday #17
"All pray to the forces of GOOD to deal with... hlthe2b Monday #10
Keep on praying little one 🙏 MustLoveBeagles Monday #24
Uncertsin, as he has not Gordcanuck Monday #11
This is what it's come to . If he hasn't committed an impeachable act in three days, people assume he's dead. surfered Monday #13
Sad state of affairs! SheltieLover Monday #18
Indeed surfered Monday #19
No but Coldwater Monday #16
The machine needs an industrial-strength claw to hoist up that fat fuck sack of shit Blue Owl Monday #26
lol.. Coldwater Monday #28
A question we all want answered LetMyPeopleVote Monday #20
The "struck down" hypothesis was disproved on June 1, 2020. Martin Eden Monday #21
I'll pick all of the above for peace of mind ornotna Monday #22
They'll never admit it, but more and more trumpublicans are praying he drops dead. pat_k Monday #25
Struck down by Satan RandomNumbers Monday #27

niyad

(132,657 posts)
8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Apr 6, 2026, 08:11 AM
Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to drream.

hlthe2b

(114,050 posts)
10. "All pray to the forces of GOOD to deal with...
Mon Apr 6, 2026, 08:41 AM
Monday

the forces of BAD--orange and bloated though they may be..."



Gordcanuck

(191 posts)
11. Uncertsin, as he has not
Mon Apr 6, 2026, 08:58 AM
Monday

been seen in public or golfing or moving around for the last three days. Hmmmm….

surfered

(13,583 posts)
13. This is what it's come to . If he hasn't committed an impeachable act in three days, people assume he's dead.
Mon Apr 6, 2026, 09:18 AM
Monday

Martin Eden

(15,658 posts)
21. The "struck down" hypothesis was disproved on June 1, 2020.
Mon Apr 6, 2026, 11:32 AM
Monday

That was the date he had protesters violently dispersed from Lafayette Square so he could walk across to St. John's Church to hold a bible aloft, upside down.

As I recall, he was NOT struck down by lightening.

pat_k

(13,424 posts)
25. They'll never admit it, but more and more trumpublicans are praying he drops dead.
Mon Apr 6, 2026, 04:23 PM
Monday

I have no doubt that a majority of Americans would be happy if he dropped dead today -- probably a vast majority.

Even the loudest felon supporters would welcome the escape from the hell the felon has brought to people of this nation, and the people of the world.

RandomNumbers

(19,170 posts)
27. Struck down by Satan
Mon Apr 6, 2026, 08:25 PM
Monday

in a desperate attempt to stop TSF from destroying Satan's plaything.

Seriously, I think Satan himself is going "what the FUCK??"

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