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Orrex

(67,153 posts)
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 07:35 AM Sunday

Is he dead yet?

Flatlined at Walter Reed due to budget cuts?

Died on a gurney in a broom closet at Walter Reed due to staffing shortages?

Punctured by an IV needle at Walter Reed, where he popped like the orange balloon full of pig shit that he is?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sunday OP
Missed it by that much... sop Sunday #1
And on the third day, they rolled away the stone, no_hypocrisy Sunday #2
No but I'll select this curtain malaise Sunday #3
Nah the selfish bloated orange parasite is still above ground. Dunc Sunday #4
Ghost of Epstein strangled him? GreenWave Sunday #5
If he is like Jesus, he should be literally crucified... if he is resurrected from the dead, then we will know for sure! LymphocyteLover Sunday #6
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sunday #7
Yesterday was such a tease... SheltieLover Sunday #11
Pretty please, with chocolate sprinkles. niyad Sunday #13
And a mountain of whipped cream! SheltieLover Sunday #16
YES!!! niyad Sunday #19
The bigliest mountain ever! SheltieLover Sunday #20
I have a dream... surfered Sunday #17
oh shit, when is he tearing down Walter Reed Hospital? twodogsbarking Sunday #8
Struck down by Nurse Ratched? SheltieLover Sunday #9
;-{) de-escalating Goonch Sunday #10
I went to sleep with hope mountain grammy Sunday #12
Antichrist Dies on Easter is the headline I'm hoping to soon see. Native Sunday #14
Greta Thunberg is the antichrist last I heard.nt jfz9580m Sunday #25
Hauled off to the Tower of London and beheaded for claiming King Charles supported the war with Iran surfered Sunday #15
This will follow malaise Sunday #30
He died at Walter Reed but was brought back to life. It is Easter you know. spike jones Sunday #18
Nah Ziegfreid Sunday #21
Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #31
Maybe someone will "mistakenly" slip a "really bad egg" in his Easter basket... hlthe2b Sunday #22
Happy Easter 🐰🐣 MustLoveBeagles Sunday #36
I was looking through news headlines this morning with lots of hope IronLionZion Sunday #23
The next time we see him make-up will be covering his entire body... BigmanPigman Sunday #24
I'm beginning to think he really might be. Ocelot II Sunday #26
I guess we'll see tomorrow. Figarosmom Sunday #27
I'm afraid to be too hopeful - TBF Sunday #28
Almost buddy! ABC123Easy Sunday #29
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Sunday #32
Feels like an event horizon is approaching Blue Owl Sunday #33
For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #34
Can I get a "C"? LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #35

no_hypocrisy

(54,982 posts)
2. And on the third day, they rolled away the stone,
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 07:48 AM
Sunday

and Trump was still alive.

And he rhetorically said, “You believed me again?

malaise

(296,426 posts)
3. No but I'll select this curtain
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 07:48 AM
Sunday

Punctured by an IV needle at Walter Reed, where he popped like the orange balloon full of pig shit that he is?
😀

Dunc

(332 posts)
4. Nah the selfish bloated orange parasite is still above ground.
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 07:52 AM
Sunday

I’m not really into celebrating this holiday yet what a great gift this would have been.

LymphocyteLover

(9,892 posts)
6. If he is like Jesus, he should be literally crucified... if he is resurrected from the dead, then we will know for sure!
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 08:06 AM
Sunday

niyad

(132,653 posts)
7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 08:09 AM
Sunday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(80,760 posts)
11. Yesterday was such a tease...
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 08:46 AM
Sunday

Now can we pls have the real deal?

And soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

hlthe2b

(114,050 posts)
22. Maybe someone will "mistakenly" slip a "really bad egg" in his Easter basket...
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 09:35 AM
Sunday


In the meantime, Happy Easter Bunny Day to all and may all your eggs be delicious--maybe Reese's Easter Eggs? !








IronLionZion

(51,321 posts)
23. I was looking through news headlines this morning with lots of hope
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 09:38 AM
Sunday

Hope is what keeps us going during these times

BigmanPigman

(55,229 posts)
24. The next time we see him make-up will be covering his entire body...
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 09:43 AM
Sunday

not just his hand and neck. Maybe they will whip up a batch of mortician's Bondo for an even appearance and dip his whole body into a vat of Cover Girl foundation.

Ocelot II

(130,674 posts)
26. I'm beginning to think he really might be.
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 09:50 AM
Sunday

AI and Stephen Cheung are writing his Fake Twitter messages, and they'll try to do the Weekend at Bernie's thing for as long as they can get away with it.

TBF

(36,779 posts)
28. I'm afraid to be too hopeful -
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 10:20 AM
Sunday

after all, a holiday weekend would be the perfect time to do a needed medical procedure (which would explain taking him to Walter Reed if that happened). Caroline is going to have to come up w/something to say tomorrow though. Hopefully whatever she says won't be written by Steven Cheung because I'm getting tired of his hostile posts.

ABC123Easy

(291 posts)
29. Almost buddy!
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 10:31 AM
Sunday

I thought we were right there......rumors were flying, my spirits were lifting. Hoping for an Easter miracle.

Lucy pulled the football away from us again at the last moment.

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