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maxrandb

(17,444 posts)
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:15 PM Apr 2

Apparently, Judge Drunky McWinebox and Alina Habba-Daba-Doo

Are on the "short list" for replacing Eva Braun-Bundy-Bondi.

I am surprised that a sucking, blackhole vortex of stupid hasn't swallowed us all whole by now.

We should all get schools named after us if we survive this shitshow.

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Apparently, Judge Drunky McWinebox and Alina Habba-Daba-Doo (Original Post) maxrandb Apr 2 OP
I doubt that. Raven123 Apr 2 #1
Just reported on MS NOW, so maybe... Ocelot II Apr 2 #6
THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT Mr.Bee Apr 2 #29
Seriously!!? yellow dahlia Apr 2 #2
MS NOW is reporting that Pirro and Habba maxrandb Apr 2 #7
How low can they go? yellow dahlia Apr 2 #9
When they scrape the bottom of the barrel, they find a trapdoor, Ocelot II Apr 2 #14
Great illustration of the scenario. yellow dahlia Apr 2 #18
Just wait until you see popsdenver Apr 2 #34
Bizzaro Hinduism meets Dante.. haele Friday #48
In the Navy, we used to say; "lower than whale shit, and that sinks to the bottom of the ocean" maxrandb Friday #43
Such an appropriate illustration. yellow dahlia Friday #47
I don't think either of them have the chops. LuvLoogie Apr 2 #35
Maybe the 'short list' for being canned! pfitz59 Apr 2 #3
Talk about failing upwards... Ocelot II Apr 2 #4
What shit show? SuzyandPuffpuff Apr 2 #5
Rudy usonian Apr 2 #8
I heard Ted Cruz. Retrumplican Senator would jump at the chance to get him out of the Senate maxrandb Apr 2 #11
Does the job offer WFC? (Work from Cancun) usonian Apr 2 #12
Cruz is awful but he's not stupid. Ocelot II Apr 2 #15
I don't think it will be a woman. He is purging his cabinet of women. Walleye Apr 2 #10
Last I heard, it was Tom Blanche DinahMoeHum Apr 2 #13
Todd, not Tom, and he is the acting AG atm, but the early favourite to be the permanent replacement is Lee Zeldin Celerity Friday #44
thanx DinahMoeHum Friday #45
I honestly don't see how they get even Senate GOP on board with Alina Habba Prairie Gates Apr 2 #16
What about the other guy, face like Droopy Dog. RoeVWade Apr 2 #17
Emil Bove yellow dahlia Apr 2 #19
Yah that guy. RoeVWade Apr 2 #21
They already made him a judge, why would he want to work for Chump? FakeNoose Apr 2 #36
Absolutely. Reminds of of quote of Kim Jong Un RoeVWade Apr 2 #40
Emile is a world-class scumbag... GiqueCee Apr 2 #26
See - he has all the qualifications. yellow dahlia Apr 2 #30
Nope! GiqueCee Friday #42
Alina wasn't even qualified to be a US Attorney. She's been rejected for that. How will she be confirmed as AG? ChicagoTeamster Apr 2 #20
With confirmations stalled 3825-87867 Apr 2 #22
Ok, you can think of it as being swallowed into a black hole... ananda Apr 2 #23
Gotta admit, I am enjoying THE HELL OUTTA THIS!!! calimary Apr 2 #24
Stephen Miller LudwigPastorius Apr 2 #25
THAT evil sonofabitch... GiqueCee Apr 2 #27
No. Pee Wee German will not be AG. He works best in the sewer. madinmaryland Friday #49
Not being argumentative, but since Trump took over,... LudwigPastorius Saturday #52
I don't think it will be a woman. Besides habba Figarosmom Apr 2 #28
How about dear Lindsey Historic NY Apr 2 #31
That's fucking great... Evolve Dammit Apr 2 #32
C'mon, admit it. Didn't you think it couldn't possibly get any worse. Buddyzbuddy Apr 2 #33
I've always known it can and will get worse. Ocelot II Apr 2 #37
Matt Gaitz is tanned, rested and ready. Hassler Apr 2 #38
I would hope at this point (I know it's a pipe dream) that at least a couple R - Senators will hold out ToxMarz Apr 2 #39
What's a school? rubbersole Apr 2 #41
That alone should disqualify trmp's presidency. spanone Friday #46
Have to disagree. It will be a man. All his female fires will be replaced by Brenda Friday #50
We should all get schools named after us if we survive this shitshow. underpants Friday #51

maxrandb

(17,444 posts)
7. MS NOW is reporting that Pirro and Habba
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:25 PM
Apr 2

have reached out to White House staff about their desire for the job.

If Bondi was fired because even she was not corrupt enough, Pirro and Habba would foot the bill.

yellow dahlia

(6,042 posts)
9. How low can they go?
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:31 PM
Apr 2

They keep trying to find the bottom.

Replace a mean girl with another mean girl. And if it is Pirro - a drunk mean girl. It would be funny if it were an SNL skit.

Ocelot II

(130,696 posts)
14. When they scrape the bottom of the barrel, they find a trapdoor,
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:45 PM
Apr 2

open it and keep going downward. There is no bottom.

popsdenver

(2,347 posts)
34. Just wait until you see
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 06:23 PM
Apr 2

who Trump appointed to replace Bondi.............TODD BLANCHE

Also check out the list on WIKI of all that Blanche has done for Trump/Republicans in the past decade and as Trump's personal attorney........HE IS FAR WORSE AND MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE AT RUNNING INTERFERENCE THAN BONDI

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Blanche

haele

(15,423 posts)
48. Bizzaro Hinduism meets Dante..
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 12:07 PM
Friday

Instead of turtles all the way down, it's office cubicles managed by drunken hyenas all the way down.

maxrandb

(17,444 posts)
43. In the Navy, we used to say; "lower than whale shit, and that sinks to the bottom of the ocean"
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 09:14 AM
Friday

These fucksticks have found a pile of whale shit, and have decided to dig through it to see what they can find underneath.

LuvLoogie

(8,829 posts)
35. I don't think either of them have the chops.
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 06:47 PM
Apr 2

Bondi is a hard ass. The other two aren't as talented in that hard edged way. They're not ready.

pfitz59

(12,753 posts)
3. Maybe the 'short list' for being canned!
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:18 PM
Apr 2

Both failed miserably. But I guess Trump does love 'losers'!

Ocelot II

(130,696 posts)
4. Talk about failing upwards...
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:21 PM
Apr 2

But we can always count on Piggy replacing a fired minion with someone even worse. The upside if there is one, is that both of them are so galactically incompetent that they'll be even less successful than AG Barbie in persecuting Trump's adversaries.

SuzyandPuffpuff

(560 posts)
5. What shit show?
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:21 PM
Apr 2

I'm living in my fox news bubble where everything is everyone else's fault and none of it is mine ... lol ... jfc i am so DONE with these pukes...somebody pull the plug please

maxrandb

(17,444 posts)
11. I heard Ted Cruz. Retrumplican Senator would jump at the chance to get him out of the Senate
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:38 PM
Apr 2

"I like Ted Cruz more than his Retrumplican Senate colleagues do...and I frickin hate Ted Cruz" - Al Franken

usonian

(25,612 posts)
12. Does the job offer WFC? (Work from Cancun)
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:41 PM
Apr 2

DC is still mighty cold.

And the margaritas taste like dishwater ...

Celerity

(54,510 posts)
44. Todd, not Tom, and he is the acting AG atm, but the early favourite to be the permanent replacement is Lee Zeldin
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 09:31 AM
Friday
Who Is Lee Zeldin? Possibly Trump’s Next Attorney General

Lee Zeldin, currently the administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, is understood to be the leading candidate for Attorney General after President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi.

https://time.com/article/2026/04/02/lee-zeldin-attorney-general-pam-bondi-trump-fire/



Trump dismissed Bondi on Thursday after she faced significant backlash over her department’s handling of the Epstein files, documents related to the investigation into convicted sex offender and disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein. Bondi is scheduled to face a deposition before the congressional House Oversight Committee later this month related to the Epstein investigation and transparency of the files.

“Pam Bondi is a Great American Patriot and a loyal friend, who faithfully served as my Attorney General over the past year,” Trump said in a Truth Social post, praising her record on reducing murders and other crimes. “We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future.”

Trump has also reportedly expressed private dissatisfaction that Bondi did not pursue investigations into his critics aggressively enough. At Trump’s behest, the DOJ under Bondi has pursued criminal investigations into several of Trump’s perceived political adversaries, most of whom are Democrats. These include probes into New York Attorney General Letitia James, California Sen. Adam Schiff, Fed Governor Lisa Cook, and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. The DOJ has so far failed to secure indictments in any of the cases, although some are ongoing.

Bondi was confirmed as Attorney General with a 54-46 vote last February, after Trump’s initial pick, former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R, Fla.), withdrew from consideration amid scrutiny of allegations of sexual misconduct. Bondi told lawmakers at her confirmation hearing that she would not target people based on their politics, citing criminal cases against Trump. Last month, Trump replaced Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin as Homeland Secretary, making Noem the first Cabinet member to be removed during Trump’s second term.

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Prairie Gates

(8,247 posts)
16. I honestly don't see how they get even Senate GOP on board with Alina Habba
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:48 PM
Apr 2

She was desperately unqualified to be in any DOJ post at all. It's not whether you'd get to 50. I honestly don't think you'd get to 40.

It's gonna be Lee Zeldin.

FakeNoose

(41,785 posts)
36. They already made him a judge, why would he want to work for Chump?
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 06:53 PM
Apr 2

Why would he give up his safe-and- cushy-for-life job now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Bove

RoeVWade

(900 posts)
40. Absolutely. Reminds of of quote of Kim Jong Un
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 07:37 PM
Apr 2

Kim is like the Sun. People in his vicinity bathe in the warmth and the benefits. But getting too close you risk getting incinerated.

Same with Trumpie.

GiqueCee

(4,348 posts)
26. Emile is a world-class scumbag...
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:31 PM
Apr 2

... who has to avoid direct sunlight or he'll burst into flames.

ChicagoTeamster

(1,008 posts)
20. Alina wasn't even qualified to be a US Attorney. She's been rejected for that. How will she be confirmed as AG?
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:04 PM
Apr 2

ananda

(35,224 posts)
23. Ok, you can think of it as being swallowed into a black hole...
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:14 PM
Apr 2

The question is: is there an exit?

calimary

(90,172 posts)
24. Gotta admit, I am enjoying THE HELL OUTTA THIS!!!
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:26 PM
Apr 2

The walls are starting to close in on the donald.

Just before the commercial break, I heard there was a possibility of a parade of “acting” officials who didn’t (or couldn’t) get a legally official formal appointment.

For the rest of this damnable “president’s” equally damnable term.

LudwigPastorius

(14,784 posts)
25. Stephen Miller
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:29 PM
Apr 2

Sure, he’s not an attorney, but he has the kind of nasty disposition to be Trump’s “Retributionist General”.

GiqueCee

(4,348 posts)
27. THAT evil sonofabitch...
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:36 PM
Apr 2

... is already WAY to close to power as it is, just being an advisor. God help us all if Nosferatu were ever to get REAL power!

Figarosmom

(12,205 posts)
28. I don't think it will be a woman. Besides habba
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:48 PM
Apr 2

couldn't pass confirmation and perrinos track record at getting convictions likely has her on the fire list.

There was speculation that it would be the guy in the EPA.

ToxMarz

(2,955 posts)
39. I would hope at this point (I know it's a pipe dream) that at least a couple R - Senators will hold out
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 07:22 PM
Apr 2

for a peice of shit Trump nominee that at least on paper would seem actually qualified.

Brenda

(2,063 posts)
50. Have to disagree. It will be a man. All his female fires will be replaced by
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 04:37 PM
Friday

males. I expect Tulsi and maybe even Susie to be next in line.

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