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Kristi Noem is asking for privacy and prayers tonight. (Original Post) bigtree Mar 31 OP
Maybe she'll take him for a walk to the gravel pit? Swede Mar 31 #1
+1 dalton99a Mar 31 #3
LOL leftstreet Mar 31 #24
Or maybe he could take her down to the gravel pit struggle4progress Wednesday #75
The same privacy and prayers you gave Minneapolis, you fucking flvegan Mar 31 #2
Karma's a you-know-what, right, Crispy? Ocelot II Mar 31 #4
Thanks for putting this in perspective MustLoveBeagles Mar 31 #11
Tits and pairs! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 31 #5
I see what you did there Brother Buzz Mar 31 #57
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Wednesday #84
I will give her the same amount of empathy she gives others! BlueKota Mar 31 #6
She was blindsided that the pictures got out TexasBushwhacker Mar 31 #7
Imagine being the (OK former) Director of Homeland Security and admitting you don't know what's Prairie Gates Mar 31 #14
to be fair Skittles Mar 31 #31
disapproved? bigtree Mar 31 #29
Two fetishists a couple makes. KPN Mar 31 #69
yea popsdenver Mar 31 #70
All paid for by the U.S. Tax-payer!! riversedge Wednesday #80
or she may have put him in panties on their honeymoon rampartd Wednesday #77
Hell no! No privacy. No prayers. wnylib Mar 31 #8
And above all, no THOUGHTS! Zambero Mar 31 #62
Wouldn't surprise me if Kristi N. was fired b/c TSF got the info on no_hypocrisy Mar 31 #9
Why does Rebl2 Mar 31 #10
Prayers? sop Mar 31 #12
I remember a clever line from Fiddler On The Roof... 3catwoman3 Mar 31 #61
This was Trump's blackmail on her Prairie Gates Mar 31 #13
He'd like it. rubbersole Wednesday #72
prayers for all the people brutalized by her ICE actions. Prayers for that poor puppy and goat that she slaughtered BlueWaveNeverEnd Mar 31 #15
Well isn't that special.... LeftInTX Mar 31 #16
tots and pears duckworth969 Mar 31 #17
Prayers for Cricket Keepthesoulalive Mar 31 #18
Give her the same privacy she made available to the folks in malaise Mar 31 #19
Who is she to ask for anything from us? Deuxcents Mar 31 #20
Maybe her infidelity drove him to this. Sogo Mar 31 #21
One thread had pictures Bettie Mar 31 #23
It looked a bit desperate or half-baked. Like he bought the fake boobs from temu or something.... LeftInTX Mar 31 #55
tragic bigtree Mar 31 #40
To want to wear fake boobs? If anything, hubby's weirdness may have inspired Kristi to go further. Intractable Mar 31 #45
I'd love a public comment from malaise Mar 31 #22
What's the big deal? She works for a hulking boob..... Blue Owl Mar 31 #25
It is nice to see that horrible woman suffer humiliation Klarkashton Mar 31 #26
FKN & FDT littlemissmartypants Mar 31 #27
She knew. And F her. Bristlecone Mar 31 #28
Of course she knew. Irish_Dem Mar 31 #35
I'm sure. And TBH, what they do and any arrangements they have would Bristlecone Mar 31 #41
The hypocrisy as well as her brutal murders, kidnappings, terrorizing the country. Irish_Dem Mar 31 #44
yeah sure, OK Skittles Mar 31 #30
Ask away Grim Chieftain Mar 31 #32
Hey Kristi, how about some prayers for the people you murdered? Irish_Dem Mar 31 #33
Why should we bless you with prayer, Kristi? Mblaze Mar 31 #34
Hmmmm... sheshe2 Mar 31 #36
This is what I think too. Hubby learned a lot from Kristi. Irish_Dem Mar 31 #46
Lol...Great minds think alike. sheshe2 Mar 31 #49
Unfortunately, political discussion now requires our minds being in the gutter. Irish_Dem Mar 31 #50
Nah, our minds are not in a gutter. sheshe2 Mar 31 #54
thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers CountAllVotes Mar 31 #37
Won't sleeping with Corey Lewandowski tonight help her feel better? greatauntoftriplets Mar 31 #38
Her hubby was window cross dressing. Irish_Dem Mar 31 #48
Ah, no wolfie001 Mar 31 #39
Halloween was five months ago. The Madcap Mar 31 #52
Took a second to find a fitting image of her wolfie001 Wednesday #81
Is she a distant cousin of the claymation figures? NoMoreRepugs Mar 31 #66
So gooped up wolfie001 Wednesday #82
The comments in this thread are stellar. WestMichRad Mar 31 #42
I pray that we need never hear her cursed name again! Jack Valentino Mar 31 #43
Good place for this: True Dough Mar 31 #47
This one is for Cricket! hamsterjill Mar 31 #51
Hey Kristi, what makes you think this doesn't mean that at least one of our prayers was answered? Ol Janx Spirit Mar 31 #53
Should read, "The rest of the family was blindsided". Hubby is into humiliation. He was probably in the room watching Marcuse Mar 31 #56
Trash ._. Mar 31 #58
Privacy and prayers? LilElf70 Mar 31 #59
This is my prayer and thought, FOAD! miyazaki Mar 31 #60
Nope VanceFan Mar 31 #63
Am I the only one who wonders if she was the one to release the photos for Marie Marie Mar 31 #64
Has she ever given us privacy and prayers? vapor2 Mar 31 #65
If her husband ends up like her puppy and goat, it wasn't an accident. IronLionZion Mar 31 #67
Gee, do I hear "blackmail" by our adversaries anyone? BigmanPigman Mar 31 #68
Nope! My prayers are for all the decent people who are trying to save democracy. Bread and Circuses Wednesday #71
Nah... purr-rat beauty Wednesday #73
That family has much more serious problems than hubby playing dress-up struggle4progress Wednesday #74
Time to trade in the private jet for a motorboat Blue Owl Wednesday #76
I wonder how many people are praying for Noem? Seriously!! LeftInTX Wednesday #78
I'll save my prayers for Cricket Raine Wednesday #79
Why doesn't she just accept her husband as he is? Martin Eden Wednesday #83
I don't have any love for Kristie Noem and I'm glad leftyladyfrommo Wednesday #85
I'm sure The Onion is wishing they'd produced that for April 1st. dickthegrouch Wednesday #86
Under two conditions: muriel_volestrangler Wednesday #87
We're praying, lady, but it ain't for you. Joinfortmill Wednesday #88

Ocelot II

(130,677 posts)
4. Karma's a you-know-what, right, Crispy?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:12 PM
Mar 31

Does having a cross-dressing spouse suck as much as having a deported one, or a dead one?

TexasBushwhacker

(21,206 posts)
7. She was blindsided that the pictures got out
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:15 PM
Mar 31

She may have known about her husband's kink, disapproved and consoled herself in Lewandoski's arms.

Prairie Gates

(8,232 posts)
14. Imagine being the (OK former) Director of Homeland Security and admitting you don't know what's
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:29 PM
Mar 31

going on in your own home.

popsdenver

(2,338 posts)
70. yea
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:49 PM
Mar 31

for all we know, she might have pushed him towards one of her favorite role play fantasies.....

rampartd

(4,679 posts)
77. or she may have put him in panties on their honeymoon
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 03:12 AM
Wednesday

this "female domination " with a side of sadomasochism subculture is more common than you may think.

wnylib

(26,115 posts)
8. Hell no! No privacy. No prayers.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:16 PM
Mar 31

My prayers are for her victims. No energy left to give a damn about her.

no_hypocrisy

(54,983 posts)
9. Wouldn't surprise me if Kristi N. was fired b/c TSF got the info on
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:16 PM
Mar 31

her husband cross-dressing and wanted to get ahead of it.

Rebl2

(17,773 posts)
10. Why does
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:18 PM
Mar 31

She need thoughts and prayers? She got fired? Karma a witch, witch.🧙‍♀️

3catwoman3

(29,468 posts)
61. I remember a clever line from Fiddler On The Roof...
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:03 PM
Mar 31

...when one of the residents of the little town of Anatevka asks the rabbi if there is a proper prayer for the Tsar. The rabbi replies, "May God bless and keep the Tsar (the townspeople gasp in horror) - far away from here!" They laugh with delight.

Prairie Gates

(8,232 posts)
13. This was Trump's blackmail on her
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:27 PM
Mar 31

Stephen Miller has found it more useful to just destroy her completely.

Expect Lewindowski in cuffs soon, too.

BlueWaveNeverEnd

(14,334 posts)
15. prayers for all the people brutalized by her ICE actions. Prayers for that poor puppy and goat that she slaughtered
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:32 PM
Mar 31

malaise

(296,442 posts)
19. Give her the same privacy she made available to the folks in
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:42 PM
Mar 31

her king’s prison concentration camps.
That is all.

Deuxcents

(27,056 posts)
20. Who is she to ask for anything from us?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:42 PM
Mar 31

Bring families together with their children, bring back those you deported to hellish prisons, repay for damages to property and lost wages because of your ruthless hire’s actions, repay us for your crimes and spending our money on detention centers and lavish airplanes for your pleasure. These reparations would be a good start for some considerations for your request.

Bettie

(19,744 posts)
23. One thread had pictures
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:48 PM
Mar 31

and, honestly, my first thought was that this was his way of getting revenge on her for her serial cheating and generally being....well, who and what she is.

LeftInTX

(34,391 posts)
55. It looked a bit desperate or half-baked. Like he bought the fake boobs from temu or something....
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:48 PM
Mar 31

And then the boobs were lopsided. I don't think he's gonna get a career doing this, but who knows?

bigtree

(94,341 posts)
40. tragic
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:12 PM
Mar 31
Covie @covie_93 9h
Kristi Noem did all that surgery only to end up with smaller boobs than her husband.

Tragic


Intractable

(2,200 posts)
45. To want to wear fake boobs? If anything, hubby's weirdness may have inspired Kristi to go further.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:20 PM
Mar 31

Bristlecone

(11,116 posts)
41. I'm sure. And TBH, what they do and any arrangements they have would
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:14 PM
Mar 31

Ordinarily be unimportant to me. But given her corruption, cruelty, condescension, and BS pious act, I hope it ruins them both on every level. But her mostly.

Irish_Dem

(81,520 posts)
44. The hypocrisy as well as her brutal murders, kidnappings, terrorizing the country.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:18 PM
Mar 31

Her theft of US funds, her crimes, she is a nasty piece of work.

The karma train has pulled into the Kristi Noem station.

Skittles

(171,858 posts)
30. yeah sure, OK
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:02 PM
Mar 31

I'll give you the same kind of "respect" you give other consenting adults when you judge them for their "behavior".

Irish_Dem

(81,520 posts)
33. Hey Kristi, how about some prayers for the people you murdered?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:06 PM
Mar 31

Who the hell cares about your hubby's sex toys?

Mblaze

(1,065 posts)
34. Why should we bless you with prayer, Kristi?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:06 PM
Mar 31

Because your husband likes to cross-dress?

You forfeited any consideration of empathy by destroying empathy in America and turning your back on fairness.

sheshe2

(97,696 posts)
36. Hmmmm...
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:10 PM
Mar 31

with all this coming out it makes you wonder what exactly was in Krissie's bag that she left behind on that plane and had the pilot fired for. Perhaps she has a few "outfits" herself that she did not want others to see. That woman is warped as is Corey.

Irish_Dem

(81,520 posts)
46. This is what I think too. Hubby learned a lot from Kristi.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:20 PM
Mar 31

I bet Kristi's employment interview with Trump was a humdinger.

Irish_Dem

(81,520 posts)
50. Unfortunately, political discussion now requires our minds being in the gutter.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:33 PM
Mar 31

Oh well, we go with the flow and where the facts lead us.

sheshe2

(97,696 posts)
54. Nah, our minds are not in a gutter.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:47 PM
Mar 31

They are in the gutter, and we just have to look down to see them.

CountAllVotes

(22,218 posts)
37. thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:11 PM
Mar 31

thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers

Uh huh.



greatauntoftriplets

(179,090 posts)
38. Won't sleeping with Corey Lewandowski tonight help her feel better?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:11 PM
Mar 31

Seems that the husband was more window dressing than a true partner.

Ol Janx Spirit

(1,030 posts)
53. Hey Kristi, what makes you think this doesn't mean that at least one of our prayers was answered?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:36 PM
Mar 31
I hope you enjoy the wrath.

For the other big prayer I have two Nebuchadnezzars of Champagne ready to go!

Marcuse

(9,025 posts)
56. Should read, "The rest of the family was blindsided". Hubby is into humiliation. He was probably in the room watching
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:49 PM
Mar 31

LilElf70

(1,579 posts)
59. Privacy and prayers?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:58 PM
Mar 31

You're kidding me, right? Because her husband likes boobs? Gimme a friggin break.

Marie Marie

(11,344 posts)
64. Am I the only one who wonders if she was the one to release the photos for
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:11 PM
Mar 31

some sympathy as to why she had to run into the arms of another man - a man without gigundo fake boobs? Either way, she is a cruel witch and I revel in her humiliation - if she is indeed humiliated.

vapor2

(4,566 posts)
65. Has she ever given us privacy and prayers?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:14 PM
Mar 31

Just calling Renee Good a domestic terrorist so not prayers from us

LeftInTX

(34,391 posts)
78. I wonder how many people are praying for Noem? Seriously!!
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 03:27 AM
Wednesday

Who in the GOP is praying for her?

I bet there a few people here and there, but even the rednecks in Kerrville called her DHS Barbie. I don't think there's any love loss.

Maybe her mom is praying for her. Maybe their church etc...But I really doubt that many people are praying for them....

Martin Eden

(15,658 posts)
83. Why doesn't she just accept her husband as he is?
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 07:17 AM
Wednesday

She's acting like he died or something.

leftyladyfrommo

(20,010 posts)
85. I don't have any love for Kristie Noem and I'm glad
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 07:40 AM
Wednesday

she's gone.

I honestly think she deserves everything that's coming
down on her. She's just another botox barbie that I hope
not to ever see again.

dickthegrouch

(4,542 posts)
86. I'm sure The Onion is wishing they'd produced that for April 1st.
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 03:56 PM
Wednesday

British news media has a rich history of April Fools content.

muriel_volestrangler

(106,266 posts)
87. Under two conditions:
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 04:33 PM
Wednesday

1: She doesn't take part in public life ever again, unless it's to answer charges in court.

2: She doesn't shoot any more pets.

Seems like that would be a win for everyone.

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