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Orrex

(67,017 posts)
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:26 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Died from relief that The Simpsons prediction didn't come true?

Mocked to death when he asked allies to help defend the Strait of Hormuz from his own fuck-up?

Stabbed 23 times?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
;-{)...... Goonch Yesterday #1
Alas, my bottle of bubbly rremains unopened. niyad Yesterday #2
I have a dream.. surfered Yesterday #9
Should be a ruskie flag. SheltieLover Yesterday #12
So very true!!! niyad Yesterday #13
Good point. surfered Yesterday #15
My dream would be a closed casket with just a little... littlemissmartypants Yesterday #28
Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #11
Went to the Senate SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #3
"Beware the Ides of March." Dulcinea Yesterday #4
the day is still early... what time of day was Caesar stabbed, I wonder? LymphocyteLover Yesterday #23
Panicked when he found out his plotting foes are on the march.. hlthe2b Yesterday #5
Cute MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #31
No but malaise Yesterday #6
Hilarious! hlthe2b Yesterday #10
The Arabic subtitles ... littlemissmartypants Yesterday #29
Just what makes that little blood clot... 2MuchNoise Yesterday #7
Well done!!! niyad Yesterday #14
The Ides of March prevailed? SheltieLover Yesterday #8
Or 47 times. Ferrets are Cool Yesterday #16
NPR is playing on the kitchen radio, they would have mentioned it irisblue Yesterday #17
Sadly, no. surfered Yesterday #18
He and Lindsey Graham fell asleep in the bathtub and made our dreams come true twodogsbarking Yesterday #19
!**!! Marcuse Yesterday #20
greetings from the night shift. AllaN01Bear Yesterday #21
"" AllaN01Bear Yesterday #22
47 times would be appropriate LymphocyteLover Yesterday #24
Pelted by oversized Florisheims Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #25
Died from eating arsenic-laced pie yesterday. generalbetrayus Yesterday #26
🌞 Good morning! Unfortunately... littlemissmartypants Yesterday #27
Beware the Ides of March, @realdonaldtrump . Your people are just waiting for their moment. LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #30

niyad

(131,927 posts)
2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly rremains unopened.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:39 AM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

littlemissmartypants

(33,000 posts)
28. My dream would be a closed casket with just a little...
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 11:52 AM
Yesterday

Hole in the side we could use to poke very sharp sticks in to see if he makes any noises when we pay our respects validate IT'S PARTY TIME!!!

❤️👋😎

hlthe2b

(113,735 posts)
5. Panicked when he found out his plotting foes are on the march..
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:49 AM
Yesterday

led by a highly innovative leader. The Simpson's Date may only be film-delayed... "




littlemissmartypants

(33,000 posts)
29. The Arabic subtitles ...
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 12:01 PM
Yesterday

Perfecto!!!

Team Iran's got game in their Ministry of Humiliation Social Media. Right on target.

😎

2MuchNoise

(764 posts)
7. Just what makes that little blood clot...
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:55 AM
Yesterday

Think it can bring down an old orange despot
Everyone knows that clot's got
One heck of shot

'Cause we've got high hopes
We've got high hopes
We've got high apple pie in the sky hopes

generalbetrayus

(1,800 posts)
26. Died from eating arsenic-laced pie yesterday.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 11:09 AM
Yesterday

Also, died from exhaustion after agreeing to recite all the digits in Pi out loud without stopping.

littlemissmartypants

(33,000 posts)
27. 🌞 Good morning! Unfortunately...
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 11:46 AM
Yesterday

I'm going to have to reject door #1 this morning. Because... AI combined with mis/disinformation and conspiracy theories just aren't my bag.*

As a lover of literature and fine rugs and flooring, massive blood loss, too messy with an expensive clean up don't excite me.

However, as a former student and teacher of language and communication skills, I would pay cash money to see him forced to sit in a room to be mocked and verbally lambasted until he had a massive, life ending, cardiac event without hesitation.

Thanks so much for your steadfast devotion to this mission, Orrex. You're unmatched in your dedication to it.

I hope everyone has a lovely day.

❤️🌞

* #1

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