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Cattledog

(6,595 posts) Fri Jan 16, 2026, 06:46 AM Yesterday

Someone needs to make a parody song of this:

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer...

One Chicken, One Broccoli, One Tortilla...

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Someone needs to make a parody song of this: (Original Post) Cattledog Yesterday OP

One chicken, one stalk, and one tortilla. ms liberty Yesterday #1

The "one other thing" could be a beer. Hugin Yesterday #2

ms liberty

(10,998 posts)

1. One chicken, one stalk, and one tortilla.

Reply to Cattledog (Original post)

Fri Jan 16, 2026, 08:09 AM

Yesterday

I can't think of a one syllable synonym for tortilla. But change broccoli to stalk and that's catchy, and accurately repeats the statement.
Now if you drop the and, you could sing "one tortilla" and fit the notes. GT sings beer as two syllables, so
One chicken, one stalk, one tor-tilla.
That would work.

Hugin

(37,488 posts)

2. The "one other thing" could be a beer.

Reply to ms liberty (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 16, 2026, 08:14 AM

Yesterday

Yeah, I think using GT is on the right track.

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