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AStern

(708 posts) Wed Jan 14, 2026, 03:21 PM Wednesday

All Your Base: See BS News "reports" that Jonathan Ross suffered internal bleeding post murdering Ms. Good

One interesting element to this very thin story is that it was leaked to CBS and not Fox.

It's possible that DHS thinks CBS still has a shred more credibility and so the story would get more uptake.

It's also remotely possible that Fox got this tip and said, "Nah, we'll pass."

— Bill Grueskin (@bgrueskin.bsky.social) 2026-01-14T20:19:33.423Z
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All Your Base: See BS News "reports" that Jonathan Ross suffered internal bleeding post murdering Ms. Good (Original Post) AStern Wednesday OP
See BS News underpants Wednesday #1
Thank Nikki Glaser AStern Wednesday #2
Perfect example of the fucking bullshit tactics the corporate media uses to promote the regime's spin on a story. AZJonnie Wednesday #3
Internal bleeding after his wife beat the snot out of him Dr. T Wednesday #4
Maybe he bit his tongue while he was spitting out slurs after murdering her EdmondDantes_ Wednesday #7
what ... was that from having his back thumped UpInArms Wednesday #5
Ross fled the scene. Had he been injured, he would have stayed and gotten medical attention. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Wednesday #6
That's called a bruise NickB79 Wednesday #8
at worst it's a bruise Shellback Squid Wednesday #9
Yeah, fuck that guy. Initech Wednesday #10
Why preface this with "All your Base" Prairie Gates Wednesday #11
Because the CBS news is MAGA AStern Wednesday #12
... Prairie Gates Wednesday #13
It works for me AStern Wednesday #14
Poor baby may have gotten a bruise somehow... AntiFascist Wednesday #15
Ross after consultation with DHS lawyers...... demmiblue Wednesday #16
So, he took all his so called proof and ran away to hide. bluestarone Wednesday #17
I agree with Betty Bowers on this supposed injury LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #18
CBS "News" is done kwolf68 Wednesday #19
... probably caused when he tried to pull that big stick out of his ASS Jack Valentino Wednesday #20

AZJonnie

(2,918 posts)
3. Perfect example of the fucking bullshit tactics the corporate media uses to promote the regime's spin on a story.
Reply to AStern (Original post)
Wed Jan 14, 2026, 03:30 PM
Wednesday

It's is always "Breaking: This Thing that benefits Trump Happened, according to two officials". It's never like "Two Unnamed Trump Admin officials claim that This Thing that benefits Trump Happened". This is purposefully done because of how the average person's mind operates when presented with information of this kind.

But then, the counter-arguments are always phrased using the latter structure, emphasizing the CLAIM part rather than the statement of fact.

Fuck CBS, and all the other transparent lapdog propagandists. Oh, and fuck JD Ross. And IQ47.

Dr. T

(523 posts)
4. Internal bleeding after his wife beat the snot out of him
Reply to AStern (Original post)
Wed Jan 14, 2026, 03:41 PM
Wednesday

when he got home.

If he truly was injured at the scene, why wasn't he transported to the hospital?

EdmondDantes_

(1,423 posts)
7. Maybe he bit his tongue while he was spitting out slurs after murdering her
Reply to Dr. T (Reply #4)
Wed Jan 14, 2026, 03:49 PM
Wednesday

Or maybe like so many other ICE agents he slipped and fell on due to the ice on the ground. All of our suggestions are more likely than internal bleeding due to not being hit by a car.

UpInArms

(54,139 posts)
5. what ... was that from having his back thumped
Reply to AStern (Original post)
Wed Jan 14, 2026, 03:47 PM
Wednesday

in approval by his cohorts in the gestapo?

RedWhiteBlueIsRacist

(1,906 posts)
6. Ross fled the scene. Had he been injured, he would have stayed and gotten medical attention.
Reply to AStern (Original post)
Wed Jan 14, 2026, 03:47 PM
Wednesday

As its stands now, his injuries might have been self induced, staged at a later date & place. I would think a good prosecutor could rake him over the coals with these claims. Release the medical report, along with Trump's ear incident!

AntiFascist

(13,736 posts)
15. Poor baby may have gotten a bruise somehow...
Reply to AStern (Original post)
Wed Jan 14, 2026, 05:38 PM
Wednesday

I hope he has trouble sleeping when protestors find out where he lives!

bluestarone

(21,301 posts)
17. So, he took all his so called proof and ran away to hide.
Reply to AStern (Original post)
Wed Jan 14, 2026, 05:44 PM
Wednesday

He really looked innocent huh? Yea BULLSHIT on him and his internal bleeding story!!

LetMyPeopleVote

(175,409 posts)
18. I agree with Betty Bowers on this supposed injury
Reply to AStern (Original post)
Wed Jan 14, 2026, 08:27 PM
Wednesday

I predict that Jonathan Ross's "internal bleeding" will have healed just as quickly and thoroughly as Donald Trump's "gunshot wound" to his ear.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2026-01-14T23:54:04.342Z
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