Wonkette: Hero Auto Worker Gives Trump Respect He's Earned
Hero Auto Worker Gives Trump Respect He's Earned (By Calling Him A Pedo Protector) www.wonkette.com/p/hero-auto-...
— Evan Hurst (@evanhurst.substack.com) 2026-01-14T20:10:26.938Z
Hero Auto Worker Gives Trump Respect He's Earned (By Calling Him A Pedo Protector)
The emperor has tiny fingers, can go fuck himself.
Some heroes dont wear capes. Some of them wear whatever United Auto Workers Local 600 guys at the Ford Rouge Center plant in Dearborn, Michigan, wear. Probably some kind of pants!
And that is more courage than literally every member of the deballed White House Press Corps or most of the American sports world or all the actors on Sunday night who couldnt muster up the strength to say something about the onset of the Fourth Reich at the Golden Globes, and so many others. Its Renee Good courage.
TJ Sabula is 40 years old and works at that Ford plant. And Trump was waddling by within earshot, a mere 60 feet away. So he screamed something something PEDOPHILE PROTECTOR! And ohhhhhhhh, Trump was mad, because hes a little bitch, and he is carefully kept from hearing from the great majority of Americans who hate him and consider his very disgusting body a waste of carbon, ohhhhhhh so mad. So Trump flipped the guy off with his tiny, tiny, tiniest middle finger, and mouthed fuck you.
Big man. Big maaaaaaan. And so presidential!
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White House spox Steven Cheung, the big stupid-looking one they say everybody in the White House is always afraid is going to keel over and die at any minute, released one of his trademark way-too-dramatic statements thats going for machismo but just comes off like its trying too hard and has very short fingers. A lunatic was wildly screaming expletives in a complete fit of rage, and the President gave an appropriate and unambiguous response. OK, Steven. Hey, at least it wasnt a woman with a smile on her face, somebody might have had to murder her to teach her a lesson about disrespecting MAGA white men, eh?
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