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Orrex

(66,709 posts)
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 09:13 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet?

Hanged at Nuremberg?

Hanged at The Waalsdorpervlakte?

Hanged from the highest yardarm?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Tuesday OP
Watched the Golden Globes SocialDemocrat61 Tuesday #1
"Orrex read my dreams--I went to bed mad, woke up mad and now... hlthe2b Tuesday #2
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #3
Hold that thought close. Hope may be all we have in these dark days.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Tuesday #6
Leading doctors have said he only has a couple of months Blue Full Moon Tuesday #34
Don't tease me! surfered Tuesday #35
No but malaise Tuesday #4
Actually, I do believe he died this morning when the sun came up...but....unfortunately... chouchou Tuesday #5
Somebody send him a bag of garlic cloves, please! Wicked Blue Tuesday #16
Maybe we could send Melania a stake. chouchou Tuesday #25
Here's a thought.. surfered Tuesday #7
I nearly spit out my coffee!!! niyad Tuesday #8
Next time I'll issue a warning surfered Tuesday #10
GOOD one! calimary Tuesday #9
Hey ... Auggie Tuesday #12
... SheltieLover Tuesday #14
fly little clot, fly!!!! LymphocyteLover Tuesday #18
I am officially "Team Blood Clot" from now on!!! (n/t) Moostache Tuesday #21
Drowned in the shower. twodogsbarking Tuesday #11
Does he actually take one? niyad Tuesday #23
That was his last. twodogsbarking Tuesday #29
Snicker! niyad Tuesday #30
Let's Make Obituaries Great Again LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #13
I'd rather he die on camera, swallowing his tongue and turning black in the process. Moostache Tuesday #22
He's really just trying to make comb-overs great again. calimary Tuesday #28
Followed hitler... SheltieLover Tuesday #15
greetings from the night shift. AllaN01Bear Tuesday #17
Greetings, night shift. niyad Tuesday #24
They'd have to go El Cid at that point jfz9580m Tuesday #19
Just give 'em enough rope, is all I can say LymphocyteLover Tuesday #20
Is it possible that he's undead, like a zombie or a draugr? Ocelot II Tuesday #26
No, but miraculously there are no more Venezuelan drug boats. underpants Tuesday #27
It's really bizarre that someone would reply about an awards show that has nothing to do with Orange Caligula themaguffin Tuesday #31
If he doesn't die of something soon GoodRaisin Tuesday #32
There's Still 7 hours left on the East Coast. electric_blue68 Tuesday #33

SocialDemocrat61

(6,905 posts)
1. Watched the Golden Globes
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 09:18 AM
Tuesday

and laughed so hard at Wanda Sykes Bill Maher joke, he shat out his major organs.

hlthe2b

(112,916 posts)
2. "Orrex read my dreams--I went to bed mad, woke up mad and now...
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 09:22 AM
Tuesday

'just contemplating next steps... (I 'kinda liked the movie "Nuremberg!" )

niyad

(129,786 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 09:38 AM
Tuesday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,730 posts)
6. Hold that thought close. Hope may be all we have in these dark days.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 10:00 AM
Tuesday

chouchou

(2,830 posts)
5. Actually, I do believe he died this morning when the sun came up...but....unfortunately...
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 09:52 AM
Tuesday

...he'll rise again tonight, not like the Biblical story but, rather like Dracula.

surfered

(11,730 posts)
7. Here's a thought..
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 10:01 AM
Tuesday

Somewhere, lurking in a clogged artery of the world’s most amoral, corrupt and despicable man, there is a tiny clot struggling to break free.

We believe in you little clot. Go, be free.

Moostache

(11,009 posts)
22. I'd rather he die on camera, swallowing his tongue and turning black in the process.
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 11:47 AM
Tuesday

I do NOT care to remember him in a studio photo or touched up image... I want to WATCH him suffer and die of a heart attack or massive stoke ON FILM and I will save that clip for watching anytime I am having a bad day until my last.

calimary

(89,129 posts)
28. He's really just trying to make comb-overs great again.
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 12:55 PM
Tuesday

We all know what that blond-colored “hat” is, that you wear all the time, to fool everybody.

jfz9580m

(16,620 posts)
19. They'd have to go El Cid at that point
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 11:36 AM
Tuesday

Vance won’t be able to pull it off..3 years is a long time for an obese 75+ yo on a diet of cheeseburgers, pie and cream, uppers etc. Didn’t work for Elvis..won’t work for Trump..

themaguffin

(4,935 posts)
31. It's really bizarre that someone would reply about an awards show that has nothing to do with Orange Caligula
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 02:24 PM
Tuesday

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it demonstrates how some people are not serious or take our situation seriously.

GoodRaisin

(10,748 posts)
32. If he doesn't die of something soon
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 03:00 PM
Tuesday

they can start fitting him for a piano crate. He appears to be eating himself to death.

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