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(4,628 posts)
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 04:58 AM Yesterday

"Rep. Randy Fine Intros Statehood Bill For Greenland" Malcolm Nance responds on X-Twitter:

CONSEQUENCES FOR DUMBASSES: You are an F'ing idiot. If we invade Greenland we go to war with 31 nations. NATO stays together but without us. Its HQ is in Brussels, not the Pentagon. Our global reach across the Atlantic will end with our closest refueling base in Israel or Egypt. 100,000 American soldiers
will be forced to board civil airliners and sent home or be taken as POWs/Detainees WITHOUT WEAPONS OR EQUIPMENT. Canada will close its airspace and sea space. US Ballistic Missile Defense at Pettufik and Fylingdales ENDS, which means we see nothing except what space sensors can see. US Intelligence is reduced to Fort Meade, Ft Gordon and Colorado Springs and Hawaii. CIA spies will be rolled up by their former friends in HOURS. NO ONE WILL SHARE ANYTHING WITH US. ALL GLOBAL SHIPPING WILL BE CLOSED TO US. Denmark operates the largest shipping company in the world. SIX OUT OF TEN global shipping companies are in Europe ... Worlds Biggest container ships? DENMARK!
Australia, NZ, Canada are Commonwealth so they will cut ties with us or be neutral too.

PS Denmark & locals tun all life support and generators at Pittufik and Canada resupplies it ... all 150 US Space force personnel would become POWs to guys on sleds. FYI They have troops there now and 35,000 Caribou hunting rifles.
FYI France and UK have nukes. Hundreds of them so you cannot intimidate them with that.
Oh and they collapse the US economy by sanctioning us and selling off 2.3 Trillion in US treasuries simultaneously. Also no Botox, Ozempic or insulin. Its made in Denmark.
Ya fucking dope.

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"Rep. Randy Fine Intros Statehood Bill For Greenland" Malcolm Nance responds on X-Twitter: (Original Post) 634-5789 Yesterday OP
And another consequence AverageOldGuy Yesterday #1
I had to look him up. The title/headline could have started with ... JustABozoOnThisBus Yesterday #2
Former gambling industry exec AverageOldGuy Yesterday #8
Randy Fine (FL-6) magat bottom feeder from hell... rubbersole Yesterday #3
He's one of the worst MAGAts in Congress, and that is saying a lot LymphocyteLover Yesterday #5
It's Florida's gift to the other 49 states. rubbersole Yesterday #6
Waste of air and House time. Maybe Canada should make the US another of its provinces. sinkingfeeling Yesterday #4
I don't know if we go to war with 31 nations. BlueTsunami2018 Yesterday #7
Malcolm Nance is a National Treasure Liberal In Texas Yesterday #9

AverageOldGuy

(3,375 posts)
1. And another consequence
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 06:30 AM
Yesterday

As a state, Greenland would get TWO U.S. SENATORS and ONE REPRESENTATIVE.

Given the fact that Greenland does not want to be a state, the population would be unhappy with the party that dragged them into the Union -- the Republican Party -- thus resulting in TWO MORE DEMOCRATIC SENATORS AND ONE MORE DEMOCRATIC REPRESENTATIVE.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(24,605 posts)
2. I had to look him up. The title/headline could have started with ...
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 06:37 AM
Yesterday

... "Florida Man introduces a bill ..."

When does this come up for a vote?

AverageOldGuy

(3,375 posts)
8. Former gambling industry exec
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 07:18 AM
Yesterday

That’s what Google said about him.

Where does this human trash come from?

rubbersole

(10,999 posts)
3. Randy Fine (FL-6) magat bottom feeder from hell...
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 07:00 AM
Yesterday

..filled former Rep. Mike Waltz's vacant seat when tsf appointed Waltz National Security Advisor at the start of tsf's 2.0 reign of terror. Waltz was dumped for Tulsi de Ville and then made Ambassador to the UN. He was my Rep before desantis redrew the map and gave us that morally bereft POS Cory Mills (FL-7). Fine makes Mills look like Mother Teresa. The Florida gop is counting on mid-term elections being canceled. The assault on "entitlement" programs and government decency isn't playing well with Florida seniors. Florida will be purple again in November.

rubbersole

(10,999 posts)
6. It's Florida's gift to the other 49 states.
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 07:13 AM
Yesterday

It's the least we can do. Well, except Alligator Alcatraz...and Lil' Marco...and Rick Scott...and...

BlueTsunami2018

(4,878 posts)
7. I don't know if we go to war with 31 nations.
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 07:18 AM
Yesterday

I don’t know that anyone will do anything except let us do it.

It’s not that the things Mr. Nance says couldn’t happen, I just don’t think they will. I listen to a lot of English news and commentary (LBC and the like) and the predominant opinion seems to be that the UK won’t do anything at all. They’re not willing to send their military to face off against Americans, let alone threaten us with nukes. It’s just not going to happen. And fucking up our economy fucks theirs too and all of the G7 countries.

I think if Piss really wants to do this, there’s nothing to stop him. And he knows it.

Liberal In Texas

(16,005 posts)
9. Malcolm Nance is a National Treasure
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 08:41 AM
Yesterday

His knowledge and experience are unmatched.

He is what I call a Patriot.

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