Put me down for two cheese Danish and a no cost knee replacement.

.,, in Danish?

Does this mean I can get a Danish passport! Pls pls pls ...

“Denmark is a developed country with an advanced high-income economy, high standard of living, and robust social welfare policies.”

but given the fluidity of national identities in those days I'm not going to quibble. I'd love being annexed by Scandinavia.

I’m a swede, so close enough

n/t

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I figured they would annex the U.S. or at least Florida, Mag-a-Loco and some golf courses and advertising towers.

Incidentally, the Flabby Old Piggy (FOP) has said he wants more Nordic (i.e. white) people in the U.S. Somebody better tell him that Minnesota has the largest portion of Nordic people of all the states according to Wikipedia. And most of the top ten are blue states. I suspect there's a reason for that.

- Matsuo Bashō

Sounds good!

Canada, Mexico, and All the Blue Cities and States. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

... we would overwhelm them with our rat fucked MAGAs... why would they want that?

Oof dah

The No Kings protests.

The Antipodes!

Would you care for a glass of Akvavit?

from Maine to Mar A Waffle House.

If they include the red states, their national average IQ level will drop below the borderline range.

The world would be so much better off!

how to use a drinking straw would confuse MAGAts.

a bottle of Elephant!

That’s hilarious!

but the downside is that we would all have to learn to speak Danish... and I suck at learning foreign languages.

I'll take a cherry-almond, thanks!

I concur. Please come in, things would get better.

"Hygge" is Denmark's national obsession; just as America's is "Liberty"

Hygge (pronounced "hoo-gah&quot is a Danish and Norwegian concept centered on coziness, contentment, and well-being, finding joy in simple pleasures, togetherness, and creating a warm, intimate atmosphere through elements like candlelight, comfort food, soft textiles, and good company, embodying a state of happy, relaxed contentment. It's about savoring everyday moments, slowing down, and fostering connection with loved ones, making it a core part of Danish culture.

Where did that one come from?

Du taler ikke dansk, det er jeg sikker på!