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wcmagumba

(5,661 posts)
Sat Jan 10, 2026, 05:20 PM Yesterday

ICE better not come knocking on my door, I don't own any weapons and have never fired a gun...but...

I will kick their ICEy butts off my stoop any way I can...jerks. People who know or know of any of these ICE asses should dox them immediately...IMHO...

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ICE better not come knocking on my door, I don't own any weapons and have never fired a gun...but... (Original Post) wcmagumba Yesterday OP
I'd speak Pig Latin to em. multigraincracker Yesterday #1
Have my garden tools ready. Bread and Circuses Yesterday #2
For the first time in my liberal life, I'm thinking about buying a gun! JustKay Yesterday #3
Not the worst idea. I grew up with guns... Mark.b2 Yesterday #4
Me too.. Escape Yesterday #8
exactly as they planned Skittles Yesterday #9
In 68 years, I never wanted one relayerbob Yesterday #10
Agreed purr-rat beauty Yesterday #13
Paintball guns Seinan Sensei 23 hrs ago #18
This message was self-deleted by its author Celerity Yesterday #14
Same. bamagal62 Yesterday #16
I am not prepared to use one; I avoid killing insects. nt Gore1FL 23 hrs ago #19
Know yourself before you buy a gun. Get trained *before* you buy a gun. WhiskeyGrinder 23 hrs ago #20
Very good advice. MarineCombatEngineer 3 hrs ago #33
Are you prepared to spend hours each week on training Kaleva 18 hrs ago #24
And, I might add, make sure you've got a good insurance policy or cash stashed because even MarineCombatEngineer 3 hrs ago #34
Hear that they are very easy to use. I saw a video of an ICE agent taking video with his phone while using a gun. mjvpi 17 hrs ago #28
Out in the woods, there's bear spray by every door. usonian Yesterday #5
Aww. Mama looks too thin and too young. Maru Kitteh 18 hrs ago #25
My immediate neighbor got a visit. This one is as tall as the license plate on the tailgate of a Forester. usonian 17 hrs ago #30
Dump hot oil on them! (n/t) PJMcK Yesterday #6
Home Alone 5 (nt) William Seger Yesterday #7
Throw a sub sandwich at them. Chemical Bill Yesterday #11
I bought a pistol and a shotgun. But then I live on a farm with large rattlesnakes and coyotes. littlemissmartypants Yesterday #12
Absolutely Abstractartist Yesterday #15
Except that you'll end up dead so you really didn't defend anything Kaleva 17 hrs ago #27
They'd never allow me to own a firearm sakabatou Yesterday #17
Guns make people overconfident and that alsoleads to paranoia Warpy 22 hrs ago #21
I'd love to see ICE soaked by a sprinkler system. I live Ilsa 18 hrs ago #22
There was a time when I lived in a less-than-desirable area, but a gun wasn't my preferred option. Totally Tunsie 18 hrs ago #23
I would choose being arrested over killing another person Kaleva 18 hrs ago #26
I have no problem defending myself. JustKay 3 hrs ago #31
But you'll probably end up dead Kaleva 3 hrs ago #32
Gun?? What's a gun?...... B.See 17 hrs ago #29

JustKay

(67 posts)
3. For the first time in my liberal life, I'm thinking about buying a gun!
Sat Jan 10, 2026, 05:31 PM
Yesterday

I'm deep in Texas here, surrounded by these crazy ass fascist (and gun) loving Trumpers.

Maybe I do need a gun after all.

Mark.b2

(757 posts)
4. Not the worst idea. I grew up with guns...
Sat Jan 10, 2026, 05:45 PM
Yesterday

I enjoy going to the range or plinking around in the woods. I have three stashed in places should I ever need one for protection. We live nine miles from the nearest town. Thankfullly, we’ve never needed to act.

I understand those that dont want them around. I briefly tried concealed carry but could never feel comfortable doing it, so I stopped.

Skittles

(169,647 posts)
9. exactly as they planned
Sat Jan 10, 2026, 07:16 PM
Yesterday

arm every nutcase, then make people feel the need to protect themselves from gun humping cowards

purr-rat beauty

(981 posts)
13. Agreed
Sat Jan 10, 2026, 07:33 PM
Yesterday

Looking at less than lethal options. High powered fully automatic air guns and crossbows

Response to JustKay (Reply #3)

Kaleva

(40,209 posts)
24. Are you prepared to spend hours each week on training
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 01:43 AM
18 hrs ago

You are thinking of getting a gun for the purpose of killing another human being. It takes a great deal of training to reach a level of proficiency in not just handling a gun but to be able to make split second decisions on whether or not deadly force is warranted when faced with a situation. Then you need to implement a training routine in order to maintain that level of proficiency.

MarineCombatEngineer

(17,761 posts)
34. And, I might add, make sure you've got a good insurance policy or cash stashed because even
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 04:31 PM
3 hrs ago

if one is forced to shoot someone else and either injure or kill them, one is still going to be spending a butt load of money on a lawyer.

mjvpi

(1,886 posts)
28. Hear that they are very easy to use. I saw a video of an ICE agent taking video with his phone while using a gun.
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 01:58 AM
17 hrs ago

What I think is crazy is that the 2nd amendment guys always said that they needed their guns in case the government invaded the states. I guess we know who took the jobs with ice.

usonian

(23,610 posts)
5. Out in the woods, there's bear spray by every door.
Sat Jan 10, 2026, 06:03 PM
Yesterday

Never used. Bears like the neighbor's place better.

usonian

(23,610 posts)
30. My immediate neighbor got a visit. This one is as tall as the license plate on the tailgate of a Forester.
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 02:40 AM
17 hrs ago

I’d guess somewhere between 200 and 300 pounds powerful.





Might be the daddy.

Taken with his critter cam.

littlemissmartypants

(31,685 posts)
12. I bought a pistol and a shotgun. But then I live on a farm with large rattlesnakes and coyotes.
Sat Jan 10, 2026, 07:32 PM
Yesterday

For other purposes, I may consider trip wires and other booby traps. I'd probably start with glitter bombs. It's one way to mark a target, I guess. 🤷‍♀️

Abstractartist

(419 posts)
15. Absolutely
Sat Jan 10, 2026, 07:35 PM
Yesterday

If they are masked and will not identify themselves, I think one has a right to defend their lives, property and family. If that means using force…. Then that’s that.

Kaleva

(40,209 posts)
27. Except that you'll end up dead so you really didn't defend anything
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 01:56 AM
17 hrs ago

Basically just committed suicide by cop. Then there’s the possibility that any loved one in your home gets injured or possibly killed during the shootout.

Warpy

(114,398 posts)
21. Guns make people overconfident and that alsoleads to paranoia
Sat Jan 10, 2026, 09:11 PM
22 hrs ago

Besides, "no one owns life but anyone who can pick u0 a frying pan owns death."==William S. Burroughs

As a practical matter, keep your door locked and demand a warrant. Most of the time, they're just fishing and won't be able to get one of those. They'll pull out a bullhorn and issue threats for a while, then they'll generally go away.

Ilsa

(63,855 posts)
22. I'd love to see ICE soaked by a sprinkler system. I live
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 01:01 AM
18 hrs ago

in the south, so it's usually possible almost all year.

Perhaps a soaking with something foul smelling to the point they'd go home and bathe and change clothes?

Totally Tunsie

(11,584 posts)
23. There was a time when I lived in a less-than-desirable area, but a gun wasn't my preferred option.
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 01:27 AM
18 hrs ago

I spooked out a clerk in the garden section of Walmart when I asked him which hornet spray had the most powerful stream. He asked if I was trying to reach a nest in a difficult area, and blanched when I explained to him that it was my intention to sleep with the can beside my bed, rather than a gun under my pillow. Another woman nearby us ended up buying a can too. Aim for the eyes!

Kaleva

(40,209 posts)
32. But you'll probably end up dead
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 04:23 PM
3 hrs ago

So you really didn’t defend yourself if that happened.

B.See

(7,817 posts)
29. Gun?? What's a gun?......
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 02:19 AM
17 hrs ago

Seriously though, one must consider that, one, they are better armed, better trained, and two, there are more of them than you. The important thing being what you do may place loved ones in harm's way or leave them to fend for themselves.

The fkrs are spoiling for a fight... for an excuse. Perhaps the victory is in not giving them... HIM... one.

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