Looks like she's going to bend the knee to get installed as President. Canks is probably going to ask her to fellate him, too.

and whisked away to be Maduro's wife's cellmate.

... she's toooo old for Pedosident TACO.

How much to rent the prize for medicine?

I keep forgetting the

This is very sad

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that decides who gets the Noble Peace Prize should revoke the prize they gave her just for saying she wants to give her prize to trumpy.

Once you've got it you've got it and you're stuck with it even if you try to give it back, and the committee can't take it back either.

that’s unfortunate.

once the prize itself is awarded it can't be revoked, returned or shared with someone else. Even in the few cases where a recipient has declined it (Lê Đức Thọ, for example), it's still on the books as having been awarded to him. It's not transferrable. Machado can't give it back and she can't share it because it's awarded on the basis of the actions of a particular individual. The committee could have awarded it to Machado and Trump jointly if they thought Trump deserved some of the credit for Machado's efforts in Venezuela up to 2/1/25, but obviously they didn't.

By the way, the deadline for the 2026 NPP is midnight on January 31, so Trump had better get busy doing a whole lot more peace in the next few weeks.

he’d sure enough get his trophy guy to create a big plaque insisting that it was awarded to him. Regardless of what the official Nobel records say.

... "I always wanted the Purple Heart, but this was much easier."

The committee can't take it back. What a travesty, makes all the others near worthless, like the enshitification of the Medal of freedom and now the Kennedy Center honors, worthless once the orange shitbag gets involved. This is why the NYC upper crust never let him be one of them, he sucks like outhouse fumes.

This award is not transferable

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One observer summarized the circumstances this way: “It’s hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become.”

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