Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

DJ Synikus Makisimus

(1,184 posts)
Sun Jan 4, 2026, 07:18 PM Sunday

So, does Maduro face the death penalty under the Kingpin Statue?

Does Trump get to prove that he's the manliest manly man ever by killing the horrible evil drug-trafi-king commie enemy? Surely that will get Trump that noble prize, right? Then we'll have to call him "Ser Donald."

, in case you couldn't tell.

8 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
So, does Maduro face the death penalty under the Kingpin Statue? (Original Post) DJ Synikus Makisimus Sunday OP
No, he will not face the death penalty Darnell1972 Sunday #1
Unless, like in the case of the former president of Honduras... Justice matters. Sunday #3
Or, presumably, if he confesses that he was DJ Synikus Makisimus Sunday #5
That's one way to try to get out of this fujiyamasan Monday #8
Definitely a possibility with him, you're right. Darnell1972 Sunday #7
With sufficient bribes to Donald and his spawn, no, not at all . . . . hatrack Sunday #2
Epstein got the death penalty Johonny Sunday #4
"under the Kingpin Statue" ?? Jack Valentino Sunday #6

Darnell1972

(30 posts)
1. No, he will not face the death penalty
Sun Jan 4, 2026, 07:48 PM
Sunday

He will be charged with:

1. Narco-terrorism conspiracy.
2. Conspiracy to import cocaine.

These are both non-capital offenses. However, if he is convicted, he may spend the rest of his natural life in prison.

Justice matters.

(9,401 posts)
3. Unless, like in the case of the former president of Honduras...
Sun Jan 4, 2026, 08:02 PM
Sunday

pedonold "sells" him a Pardon.*

*probably

DJ Synikus Makisimus

(1,184 posts)
5. Or, presumably, if he confesses that he was
Sun Jan 4, 2026, 08:49 PM
Sunday

merely acting on the orders of the Biden crime family, Hillary Clinton and the DNC. A "confession" of that sort might be worth more than a bribe, or more likely be in addition to one.

fujiyamasan

(1,227 posts)
8. That's one way to try to get out of this
Mon Jan 5, 2026, 12:35 AM
Monday

Trump would love this more than anything. Get a sweetheart deal with the feds similar to what former Mayor Adams got. He got them to drop their case.

Jack Valentino

(4,375 posts)
6. "under the Kingpin Statue" ??
Sun Jan 4, 2026, 11:01 PM
Sunday

Is that another monument to himself that Trump is trying to erect?


(Sorry, but your typo is so poetic, slow and straight down the middle
that I had to swing for the fences on this one! LOL)

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»So, does Maduro face the ...