Fruit of The Loom 2012 cover model.

... at least he shows signs of pleasure, like when he sees Erika. On the other hand, Marco Rubio has looked uncomfortable since joining the Trumpster team. He always looks like... well, like he not sure he wants to be there. He used to show when he was happy/sad, excited, confident, irritated... now Rubio just looks uncomfortable.

Selling his soul to the devil.

Here’s a product I can suggest he try. A one way ticket to Siberia.

Set him up with a couple of carboys of pure Ex-Lax during make-up and he’ll be good-to-go in no time, the little couchhumping shit.