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Norbert

(7,577 posts)
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 06:03 PM Jan 1

Trump Cuts Ticket Prices at Kennedy Center 5000%

Ha! 🤣🤣 I’m STILL not going to see anyone perform at the Kennedy Center as long as the asshole’s name is on the building.

Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) 2026-01-01T13:40:44.704Z
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Trump Cuts Ticket Prices at Kennedy Center 5000% (Original Post) Norbert Jan 1 OP
Unpossible, mathemagically speaking... GJGCA Jan 1 #1
It's Borowitz. n/t demmiblue Jan 1 #2
Errf. Ok me am dumb. (nt) GJGCA Jan 1 #3
Hmmm, 5k% ticket drop...okay, if he paid $4500 to go there... haele Jan 1 #4
It's A Play On The Fake Emperor Claiming.... ProfessorGAC Jan 1 #5
It was a flim.flam notion where when a quantity is Klarkashton Jan 1 #6
Ah, You Saw It ProfessorGAC Jan 1 #7
T has repeadly claimed multi hundred percent reductions in cost IbogaProject Jan 1 #8

GJGCA

(238 posts)
1. Unpossible, mathemagically speaking...
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 06:19 PM
Jan 1

...to cut something more than 100%, just saying?

(What am I missing?)

haele

(15,090 posts)
4. Hmmm, 5k% ticket drop...okay, if he paid $4500 to go there...
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 06:57 PM
Jan 1

There's a semi-charitable scam that is possible - might send a couple dozen surly drop-out twenty-somethings to sit in the back with headphones on listening to what they want to hear and playing video games. Gets them out of their parent's basement for a couple hours.
Take $1k off the top to send them. They or their parents get $3.5k. Win-win.

ProfessorGAC

(75,861 posts)
5. It's A Play On The Fake Emperor Claiming....
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 07:11 PM
Jan 1

...his policies have lowered drug prices 3000%
When it was pointed out that that would require paying patients to get the meds, Bessent tried some ridiculous mathematical gymnastics. This suggest he's horrible at math (like his boss) or a lying bootlicking toady. Maybe both.
Borowitz is riffing on the idiotic claims trump made.

Klarkashton

(4,740 posts)
6. It was a flim.flam notion where when a quantity is
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 07:32 PM
Jan 1

Reduced some large amount measured by percentage it would take what would be much larger than 100 percent to restore it to the original amount. It is absurd.

IbogaProject

(5,625 posts)
8. T has repeadly claimed multi hundred percent reductions in cost
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 07:40 PM
Jan 1

He is always claiming he cut cut things liks drug prices by 700%, so Borowitz is juxtiposing that as a joke about declining kennedy center sales.

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