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Orrex

(66,599 posts) Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:27 AM 7 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Stuck in the chimney while trying to hide another trove of incriminating Epstein files?

Stroked out during the Feats of Strength?

In federal trouble thanks to his neighbors?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 7 hrs ago OP

Expired from Biden derangement syndrome just to blame it on Biden? SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #1

Seen on Facebook underpants 5 hrs ago #9

In the New Year bdamomma 5 hrs ago #11

Hahaha! SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #16

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 7 hrs ago #2

Maybe Santa will make it happen surfered 7 hrs ago #3

+1 dalton99a 7 hrs ago #6

There are still 7 days left to 2025 SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #4

Eviscerated by Santa's Elves after he scrapped DEI policies at ther workshop. surfered 7 hrs ago #5

No but malaise 7 hrs ago #7

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain 6 hrs ago #8

Bwah! electric_blue68 3 hrs ago #18

What a gift that would be Blue Owl 3 hrs ago #19

Accidentally strangled with Christmas lights while Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah trims the tree. twodogsbarking 5 hrs ago #10

"boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart" ? PhilG 5 hrs ago #12

Just imagine it - it's motivation to keep going, to keep fighting the fascism and corruption. LetMyPeopleVote 5 hrs ago #13

May this guy's "human orange blob twin" stay right on course, keep eating McDonald's & junk food, gain 100 more pounds.. hlthe2b 4 hrs ago #14

No Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 4 hrs ago #15

Implantable defibrillator malfunctioned? PuraVidaDreamin 4 hrs ago #17

SheltieLover

(76,140 posts)

1. Expired from Biden derangement syndrome just to blame it on Biden?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:28 AM

7 hrs ago

Santa dropped a huge chunk of coal on his yak fuzz?

Drown in reindeer excrement after Rudolph demanded they all unload on slobby?

🎄

underpants

(194,594 posts)

9. Seen on Facebook

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:06 AM

5 hrs ago

bdamomma

(69,139 posts)

11. In the New Year

Reply to underpants (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:21 AM

5 hrs ago

anything can happen.

SheltieLover

(76,140 posts)

16. Hahaha!

Reply to underpants (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:38 AM

4 hrs ago

Bloodclots work, too!

🎄🤶

niyad

(129,334 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:31 AM

7 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,107 posts)

3. Maybe Santa will make it happen

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:35 AM

7 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

dalton99a

(91,851 posts)

6. +1

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:48 AM

7 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(76,140 posts)

4. There are still 7 days left to 2025

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:36 AM

7 hrs ago

Come on cholesterol, we're all pulling for you!

surfered

(11,107 posts)

5. Eviscerated by Santa's Elves after he scrapped DEI policies at ther workshop.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:38 AM

7 hrs ago

malaise

(292,257 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:52 AM

7 hrs ago

He may live long enough for impeachment #3

🎄🎄🎄

Grim Chieftain

(1,134 posts)

8. Still time for a Christmas miracle

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:12 AM

6 hrs ago

electric_blue68

(25,623 posts)

18. Bwah!

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #8)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:59 AM

3 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(58,121 posts)

19. What a gift that would be

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #8)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 12:48 PM

3 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(17,484 posts)

10. Accidentally strangled with Christmas lights while Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah trims the tree.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:16 AM

5 hrs ago

PhilG

(44 posts)

12. "boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart" ?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:25 AM

5 hrs ago

Maybe Ketchup instead of pudding

LetMyPeopleVote

(174,319 posts)

13. Just imagine it - it's motivation to keep going, to keep fighting the fascism and corruption.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:39 AM

5 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(112,627 posts)

14. May this guy's "human orange blob twin" stay right on course, keep eating McDonald's & junk food, gain 100 more pounds..

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:10 AM

4 hrs ago

While this furry guy gets all the healthy help he needs to get back down to "fighting weight" to live a long happy life.

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(132,369 posts)

15. No

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:36 AM

4 hrs ago

But he was coughing up Big Macs last night.

PuraVidaDreamin

(4,440 posts)

17. Implantable defibrillator malfunctioned?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:47 AM

4 hrs ago

Come on, really. There is no way he doesn't have one.

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