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B.See

(7,634 posts)
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 04:34 PM 23 hrs ago

Newsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies

DEPT. OF LOLS:

OMG, Amazing!’: Newsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies But He Saved the Best Insult for Last Atlanta Black Star via MSN

Newsom has been trolling Trump and his accomplices for months, lambasting (Trump) and top administration officials in searing posts on social media in true Trumpian style, using Trump’s harsh social media manner against him every chance he gets.

Newsom’s holiday wishes in a crushing post on Friday, Dec. 19, were no exception.

“I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND,” Newsom began, mocking Trump’s all-caps social media mode, “EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JD’S COUCH, JD’S FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH ‘EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN’ LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE ‘ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES’ JOHNSON. — GCN.”





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Newsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies (Original Post) B.See 23 hrs ago OP
Good for him! sheshe2 23 hrs ago #1
Brilliant!! Talitha 23 hrs ago #2
Lol MustLoveBeagles 22 hrs ago #3
A bright light in this dark mess 😆 Deuxcents 22 hrs ago #4
Newsome is. terrific !!!!!!! Trueblue1968 21 hrs ago #10
Love it malaise 22 hrs ago #5
Boom! Gov Newsom is Cha 22 hrs ago #6
I approve this message!! 2naSalit 22 hrs ago #7
Did I miss Buttkiss Bondi? Scalded Nun 22 hrs ago #8
Will she be relieved or pissed off at having been left off? n/t DFW 20 hrs ago #14
I LOVE the nicknames Newsom came up with for these worthless Trump Toadies! calimary 21 hrs ago #9
badda boom badda bing. AllaN01Bear 21 hrs ago #11
K&R...nt Wounded Bear 21 hrs ago #12
Kick. N/T Upthevibe 20 hrs ago #13
First rection--this is a little over the top. However..... DFW 20 hrs ago #15
Accurate... GAJMac 18 hrs ago #16
Way to go, Newsom! Martin68 17 hrs ago #17
"J.D.'s Couch" (funny) "J.D.'s Futon" (even funnier) FadedMullet 16 hrs ago #18
Snapshot of source. usonian 16 hrs ago #19
. dalton99a 15 hrs ago #20
Wow! demosincebirth 14 hrs ago #21
All I want for Christmas is markodochartaigh 9 hrs ago #22
Its sad that we have to do this, but its what's needed against these idiots. Callie1979 8 hrs ago #23
He forgot pedo bondage Bondi! Ghislaine's blonde twin. BComplex 7 hrs ago #24
That is awesome n/t ejbr 7 hrs ago #25
what is last atlanta black star Tetrachloride 5 hrs ago #26
The Christmas Burn. Well done. twodogsbarking 5 hrs ago #27
The couch and the futon are always in my prayers synni 5 hrs ago #28
Just fabulous! Keep it up, Gov! CTyankee 4 hrs ago #29
That is a thing of beauty! Those are some of the best nicknames for this sicko administration that I've seen! liberalla 4 hrs ago #30
I call bullshit on Mike Johnson always on his knees. Ray Bruns 1 hr ago #31
He left off the best line! COL Mustard 1 hr ago #32

calimary

(88,861 posts)
9. I LOVE the nicknames Newsom came up with for these worthless Trump Toadies!
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 06:07 PM
21 hrs ago

Favorites: Kash Kant Katch ‘Em Patel! And Mike ‘Always On His Knees’ Johnson!

But they’re ALL good (not to mention WELL-deserved)!

DFW

(59,689 posts)
15. First rection--this is a little over the top. However.....
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 07:46 PM
20 hrs ago

Upon reflection, damn, he DOES speak for me.

liberalla

(10,782 posts)
30. That is a thing of beauty! Those are some of the best nicknames for this sicko administration that I've seen!
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:31 AM
4 hrs ago
GREAT JOB, Guv !!!

Just beautiful !

Ray Bruns

(5,932 posts)
31. I call bullshit on Mike Johnson always on his knees.
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 01:56 PM
1 hr ago

A lot of times he’s bent over with his pants around his ankles and his but cheeks spread open.

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