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Orrex

(66,675 posts)
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 07:07 AM Dec 18

Is he dead yet?

Stroked out while trying to keep up with teleprompter?

Succumbed to a buildup of fatally tacky plaque?

Committed seppuku on-air to boost ratings?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 18 OP
Sadly, not yet, but I hereby dub thee St. Orrex, patron saint of perpetual optimism... SheltieLover Dec 18 #1
No, but ready to pop the cork Coldwater Dec 18 #2
Keep it ready because from the looks of slobby, it won't be long... SheltieLover Dec 18 #3
He is not healthy. Bet it will be only 6 months. Trueblue1968 Dec 18 #26
Less than 6 mos, hopefully SheltieLover Dec 18 #28
Tomorrow !!!!!! Trueblue1968 Dec 18 #29
Man I'm just storing Korbel for when the day comes. NNadir Dec 18 #7
I want one of those malaise Dec 18 #9
+1 dalton99a Dec 18 #19
"Biden did it! Obama did it! Democrats did (didn't do) it! Antifa did it! ... hlthe2b Dec 18 #4
How cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Dec 18 #21
Eviscerated by 340 mill American Honey Badger emotional support animals? SheltieLover Dec 18 #5
No but malaise Dec 18 #6
That's why I put so little stock in "karma" Orrex Dec 18 #12
Ditto malaise Dec 18 #17
It's being reported that the President died of an apparent overdose surfered Dec 18 #8
I didn't watch his rant as I have zero desire to feel ill, SheltieLover Dec 18 #11
Liver vaporized by 14 MeV fusion neutrons? NNadir Dec 18 #10
Ate Mexican jumping beans and laxative and was last seen floating over Venezuela. twodogsbarking Dec 18 #13
Taken down by Biden Derangement Syndrome. twodogsbarking Dec 18 #14
He must have accidentally gotten in to Junior's Coke stash. surfered Dec 18 #15
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 18 #16
Between Jack Smith's testimony, the 12/19 eps file deadline and Jack's OPEN Senate testimony in early Jan., SheltieLover Dec 18 #23
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 18 #24
I have his tombstone ready... GreenWave Dec 18 #18
It took a sec, then surfered Dec 18 #25
Lol, perfect. Dave Bowman Dec 18 #27
Snorts a big line of whatever stimulant they give him when he has to speak Blumancru Dec 18 #20
Someday, on a beautiful day LetMyPeopleVote Dec 18 #22

SheltieLover

(76,804 posts)
1. Sadly, not yet, but I hereby dub thee St. Orrex, patron saint of perpetual optimism...
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 07:10 AM
Dec 18

Stroked out over being called a "narcissistic asshole? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220874008 )

Swallowed his piggy tongue because handlers had telepromper amped up to 11?

Fugly orange head popped off his neck from being squeezed like the pustule he is between Jack Smith and eps file releaae deadline?


Coldwater

(943 posts)
2. No, but ready to pop the cork
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 07:13 AM
Dec 18

when every news agency from here to Bombay interrupts regular programming to make the announcement we've all been waiting for


NNadir

(37,299 posts)
7. Man I'm just storing Korbel for when the day comes.
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 07:43 AM
Dec 18

That, my friend, looks like a world class vintage. I'm jealous.

hlthe2b

(112,812 posts)
4. "Biden did it! Obama did it! Democrats did (didn't do) it! Antifa did it! ...
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 07:17 AM
Dec 18

...but everything will be wonderful and every household will see a one million percent increase in their household income after a two billion percent savings on housing, utilities, healthcare! Everyone will have a Bugatti or a Rolls Royce La Rose Noire in their gold-plated garage! But, not until I take out Biden, Obama, Democrats, Antifa...!"



Hey, blob... THEY FIGHT BACK (and blowback extends to your lies too)

Orrex

(66,675 posts)
12. That's why I put so little stock in "karma"
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 08:13 AM
Dec 18

Or in hopeful fantasies about how he suffers from his loss of humanity.

Every moment that he doesn’t spend in actual horrific agony is a lifetime wasted.

surfered

(11,535 posts)
8. It's being reported that the President died of an apparent overdose
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 07:54 AM
Dec 18

as a result of mistakenly infusing meth instead of dementia drugs prior to last night’s address to the nation.

And I agree with SheltieLover that Orrex should be canonized as a Saint for keeping hope alive.

SheltieLover

(76,804 posts)
11. I didn't watch his rant as I have zero desire to feel ill,
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 08:02 AM
Dec 18

but from the sounds of things, they had him all riled up & hyped on stimulants.

I think they told him it's time to step down and, in addition to Jack Smith's testimony yesterday, the eps file release deadline on 12/19, & Jack Smith's scheduled OPEN testimony before the Senate, the dose of uppers was too much.

surfered

(11,535 posts)
15. He must have accidentally gotten in to Junior's Coke stash.
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 08:24 AM
Dec 18

Because it was a one hour speech given in 15 minutes, a Mach 1 verbal vomit.

niyad

(129,553 posts)
16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 08:42 AM
Dec 18

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(76,804 posts)
23. Between Jack Smith's testimony, the 12/19 eps file deadline and Jack's OPEN Senate testimony in early Jan.,
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 11:01 AM
Dec 18

slobby could blow a gasket soon!



Blumancru

(210 posts)
20. Snorts a big line of whatever stimulant they give him when he has to speak
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 09:26 AM
Dec 18

Passes out after it wears off. Has a nightmare in which he is visited by the ghosts of Roy Cohn, Virginia Giuffre, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. It causes a big hunk of plaque to crack off.
Mailorderia is awarded a special Nobel Prize for enduring him all these years.

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