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usonian

(23,610 posts) Thu Dec 18, 2025, 12:16 AM Dec 18

Three Things T-rump missed by dodging the service. (there may be more, but it's getting late)

1. EXERCISE!

2. DISCIPLINE (especially those jelly donuts!)

3. Knowing when you've talked your way into a straight jacket.

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Three Things T-rump missed by dodging the service. (there may be more, but it's getting late) (Original Post) usonian Dec 18 OP

A dishonorable discharge Buzz cook Dec 18 #1

Just a small correction here, MarineCombatEngineer Dec 18 #3

He wouldn't make it through three weeks of basic training Lifeafter70 Dec 18 #7

Even in his youth, I doubt that fat fuck could ever pass Marine Boot Camp, MarineCombatEngineer Dec 18 #2

But his drooling, worshipping followers would ace... 3catwoman3 Dec 18 #4

With a ribbon for ass kissing. MarineCombatEngineer Dec 18 #5

Agree Lifeafter70 Dec 18 #8

He would have been beat to a pulp every day. that would have been grand !!!!! Trueblue1968 Dec 18 #6

Friendly fire misanthrope Dec 18 #9

Sergeant Hulka in Stripes usonian Dec 18 #10

Buzz cook

(2,834 posts)

1. A dishonorable discharge

Reply to usonian (Original post)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 12:25 AM

Dec 18

And a court marshal

MarineCombatEngineer

(17,761 posts)

3. Just a small correction here,

Reply to Buzz cook (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 12:33 AM

Dec 18

it's Courts Martial, but I do agree with you, he would mouth off, break regs and end up with either a BCD or DD and time in the Brig.

Lifeafter70

(772 posts)

7. He wouldn't make it through three weeks of basic training

Reply to MarineCombatEngineer (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 01:12 AM

Dec 18

He wouldn't be out on a 5150.

MarineCombatEngineer

(17,761 posts)

2. Even in his youth, I doubt that fat fuck could ever pass Marine Boot Camp,

Reply to usonian (Original post)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 12:31 AM

Dec 18

or any Boot Camp for that matter.

3catwoman3

(28,609 posts)

4. But his drooling, worshipping followers would ace...

Reply to MarineCombatEngineer (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 12:37 AM

Dec 18

…boot-licking camp.

MarineCombatEngineer

(17,761 posts)

5. With a ribbon for ass kissing.

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 12:39 AM

Dec 18

Lifeafter70

(772 posts)

8. Agree

Reply to MarineCombatEngineer (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 01:17 AM

Dec 18

When my son was in basic at Camp Pendleton there were a few that didn't make it. They were tougher and smarter than trump.

Trueblue1968

(19,082 posts)

6. He would have been beat to a pulp every day. that would have been grand !!!!!

Reply to usonian (Original post)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 12:55 AM

Dec 18

misanthrope

(9,380 posts)

9. Friendly fire

Reply to usonian (Original post)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 02:23 AM

Dec 18

which would have made the world a better place.

usonian

(23,610 posts)

10. Sergeant Hulka in Stripes

Reply to misanthrope (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 02:54 AM

Dec 18

Came back pretty quickly though.

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