Well lookie here, The New York Times confirmed what’s been rumored for a while: Co-Deputy FBI Director Daniel John Bongino has left the building, for real this time! In the middle of a (sadlarious) article about Kash Patel’s many dumbshit, public-endangering moves.

Perhaps now that he will be drinking his Muscle Milk and arranging his desk knicknacks in the private sector, he will tell all. Or more likely, tease about telling all, because what else is there for a MAGA podcaster to peddle in between boner supplement ads these days? Pro-Trump podcasting does not seem like a growth industry lately.