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Orrex

(66,676 posts) Tue Apr 15, 2025, 06:53 AM Apr 2025

Is he dead yet?

Killed single-handedly by an eyepatch-wearing Tom Cruise>?

Gunned down and dynamited during a private screening at a theater?

Killed in an unfortunate shmelting accident?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 2025 OP

Mistaken for law abiding citizen & disappeared to El Salvadore? SheltieLover Apr 2025 #1

TY for this cathartic DU tradition NewHendoLib Apr 2025 #2

He did an Elvis on his golden throne. C_U_L8R Apr 2025 #3

That would be poetic justice. Dulcinea Apr 2025 #24

Just to nitpick a little True Dough Apr 2025 #4

... SheltieLover Apr 2025 #6

Infection from shooting himself in the foot with tariffs surfered Apr 2025 #5

Eaten by an alligator SocialDemocrat61 Apr 2025 #7

That's my favorite mnhtnbb Apr 2025 #14

Attacked by angry birds WestMichRad Apr 2025 #8

No but he provided more evidence for treason charges malaise Apr 2025 #9

... hlthe2b Apr 2025 #10

Stabbed by his lapel pin. dreamland Apr 2025 #11

Overdose of Viagra. no_hypocrisy Apr 2025 #12

I can't see why a bump that tiny would get in the way of closing the coffin... GopherGal Apr 2025 #16

Didn't Stormy report a miniature at full mast? Frasier Balzov Apr 2025 #27

falling from 30,000 feet in a burning plane samnsara Apr 2025 #13

and batteries lapfog_1 Apr 2025 #17

Betty White feeds him. twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #15

Toxic fumes from one of his red ties dyed with cinnabar, on a hot day Wicked Blue Apr 2025 #18

Painted over by the absent-minded ghost of Bob Ross? dchill Apr 2025 #19

Not yet, damn, but we are another day to that great party, republianmushroom Apr 2025 #20

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 2025 #21

Stroked out after another tantrum against CBS? mvd Apr 2025 #22

Found out that Heinz is moving production to Mexico. yardwork Apr 2025 #23

Please remember to wash your hands LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2025 #25

Not today, so far. But maybe tomorrow. Ocelot II Apr 2025 #26

You need this hat. Ocelot II Apr 2025 #28

OMG, I ❤️🤍💙 that! ShazzieB Apr 2025 #29

I want one!!! SheltieLover Apr 2025 #31

Oh Lord, please smite his fat ass Blue Owl Apr 2025 #30

Poetic justice: colorado_ufo Aug 2025 #32

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

1. Mistaken for law abiding citizen & disappeared to El Salvadore?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 06:55 AM

Apr 2025

Hit by a stray projectile during maga celebration of anniversary of Lincoln's assassination?

The Grim Reaper decided on facilitating a rare celebratory event?

Dorothy pulled back the curtain so magats could see the true, useless, lying wizard?

Hope springs eternal...

NewHendoLib

(61,586 posts)

2. TY for this cathartic DU tradition

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 06:57 AM

Apr 2025

C_U_L8R

(48,878 posts)

3. He did an Elvis on his golden throne.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 07:09 AM

Apr 2025

No one gave a shit.

Dulcinea

(9,667 posts)

24. That would be poetic justice.

Reply to C_U_L8R (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 12:18 PM

Apr 2025

Well played!

True Dough

(25,833 posts)

4. Just to nitpick a little

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 07:26 AM

Apr 2025

Killed in an unfortunate shmelting accident?

I would argue that there would be nothing at all unfortunate about that scenario.

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

6. ...

Reply to True Dough (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 07:34 AM

Apr 2025

surfered

(11,535 posts)

5. Infection from shooting himself in the foot with tariffs

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 07:34 AM

Apr 2025

SocialDemocrat61

(6,854 posts)

7. Eaten by an alligator

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 07:48 AM

Apr 2025

while golfing in Florida 😉

mnhtnbb

(33,118 posts)

14. That's my favorite

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #7)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 09:11 AM

Apr 2025

while the Secret Service stands by and watches!

WestMichRad

(2,932 posts)

8. Attacked by angry birds

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 07:54 AM

Apr 2025

… retaliating for removal of migratory bird protections.

malaise

(292,802 posts)

9. No but he provided more evidence for treason charges

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 08:09 AM

Apr 2025

yesterday.
Hopefully he end up in said prison

hlthe2b

(112,812 posts)

10. ...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 08:10 AM

Apr 2025

dreamland

(1,121 posts)

11. Stabbed by his lapel pin.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 08:51 AM

Apr 2025

no_hypocrisy

(54,285 posts)

12. Overdose of Viagra.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 08:56 AM

Apr 2025

(They'll never be able to close the coffin . . . . )

GopherGal

(2,790 posts)

16. I can't see why a bump that tiny would get in the way of closing the coffin...

Reply to no_hypocrisy (Reply #12)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 09:19 AM

Apr 2025

per Stormy's info...

Frasier Balzov

(4,871 posts)

27. Didn't Stormy report a miniature at full mast?

Reply to no_hypocrisy (Reply #12)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 01:00 PM

Apr 2025

samnsara

(18,720 posts)

13. falling from 30,000 feet in a burning plane

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 09:05 AM

Apr 2025

..into the ocean full of sharks

lapfog_1

(31,651 posts)

17. and batteries

Reply to samnsara (Reply #13)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 09:30 AM

Apr 2025

never forget the batteries

twodogsbarking

(17,580 posts)

15. Betty White feeds him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 09:12 AM

Apr 2025

Wicked Blue

(8,452 posts)

18. Toxic fumes from one of his red ties dyed with cinnabar, on a hot day

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 09:40 AM

Apr 2025

Cinnabar when heated releases toxic mercury fumes

dchill

(42,660 posts)

19. Painted over by the absent-minded ghost of Bob Ross?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 09:44 AM

Apr 2025

Vandyke brown? Pthalo blue? CADMIUM YELLOW!

republianmushroom

(22,122 posts)

20. Not yet, damn, but we are another day to that great party,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 10:42 AM

Apr 2025

when the orange turd is finally flushed.

niyad

(129,560 posts)

21. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 10:52 AM

Apr 2025

Still, it is yet early. One dares to dream.

mvd

(65,841 posts)

22. Stroked out after another tantrum against CBS?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 11:37 AM

Apr 2025

yardwork

(68,976 posts)

23. Found out that Heinz is moving production to Mexico.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 11:40 AM

Apr 2025

Hit by a flying shard of ketchup bottle, blinded in both eyes, fell downstairs.

LetMyPeopleVote

(174,963 posts)

25. Please remember to wash your hands

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 12:54 PM

Apr 2025

Ocelot II

(129,083 posts)

26. Not today, so far. But maybe tomorrow.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 12:57 PM

Apr 2025

And if not tomorrow, maybe the day after that. Someday it will happen, though. I wish I could be more patient, but some day the answer will be Yes, and we can have that party.

Ocelot II

(129,083 posts)

28. You need this hat.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 01:29 PM

Apr 2025

ShazzieB

(22,214 posts)

29. OMG, I ❤️🤍💙 that!

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #28)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 03:25 PM

Apr 2025

SheltieLover

(76,808 posts)

31. I want one!!!

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #28)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 04:58 PM

Apr 2025

Blue Owl

(58,170 posts)

30. Oh Lord, please smite his fat ass

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 15, 2025, 03:39 PM

Apr 2025

colorado_ufo

(6,200 posts)

32. Poetic justice:

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 22, 2025, 04:40 PM

Aug 2025

He has a fatal heart attack on a golf course, but dies before he sees the ball roll into the hole for the only "hole in one" of his life!
Gets buried next to Ivana, without a marker.

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