So she put pong-pong fruit in his smoothie.

Not a bad idea though

Link to tweet

to rest on his many golf courses.

Past, Present and Future…scared him to death.

"The Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act, signed into law in 1930, raised US import duties on over 20,000 goods, intended to protect domestic industries but ultimately deepened the Great Depression by triggering retaliatory tariffs from other nations and causing a sharp decline in global trade."

Choked on Chinese food?

Hope springs eternal...

fatally yippy?😂😂😂

I assumed that there was a line of eager syncopants that licked him cleaned.

TOOF THAFF FAK!

Loved Don Martin and all of the Mad cartoonists

Shell of a human

At least we know his family despises him too. So there's that.

… and PBS cuts funding for the show. He’s then tossed into the trash and landfilled.

after Musk took a major ketamine dose and attempted to fly to Mars by driving said cybertuck off the White House roof.

"I had to do it, he was making me look good".

He’d just go away

The day is young. One dares to dream.

What’s VD?

Sounds serious!

that his mental condition is caused by late-stage syphilis. We can only hope.

And deflated like a rejected mushroom?

He cheated in the death line.

It will happen.