such as Canada?

He said it would be a great 53rd state, after Canada.

Therefore he has to annex Canada, Greenland with Ukraine, Panama and Gaza as protectorates.

At it's peak, the British Empire ruled 1/5 of the world's land mass and 1/4 of the world's people. I don't put that ambition beyond him.

Greenland: 836,000 sq miles
USA: 3,810,000 sq miles

Greenland is roughly three times the size of the state of Texas.

It struck me as obvious sarcasm.

Mercator Projections distort reality, as you point out. Trump, MAGAs and Republicans are similar in that they distort reality beyond recognition.

Link to tweet

Trust me, we have seen much sillier things said about stuff liking "blowing up the Moon!" etc

including yourself

It’s everywhere in Greenland! Melania told Jerkov all about it.

BLUE ICE GLACIERITE

He’s a child and he wants “his” area of the map to look really big. He’s jealous of his buddy Putin having so much map space.

Here's Greenland superimposed on Africa:

Too many, oh noes they got me through Greenland again...

In reality, here are the land areas of Greenland and the USA, in square miles:

836,300 mi² Greenland

3,810,000 mi² USA

That's a different projection, isn't it?

And right now, the desperation is starting to reek something fierce.