Spurious News: MTG prepares 100,000 articles of impeachment against President Biden!

ROME, GA (Spurious News Network) -- Today, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) announced that President Joe Biden needs to be impeached, and, by God, she's gonna be the one to do it.

"Joe Biden is a crook, a traitor and the worst president in the history of the world," said Rep. Greene, "and he is going to be impeached. No one else in Congress besides me has the guts to stand up to the Biden crime family, so it's up to me to impeach him."

Rep. Greene smiled as she brought this reporter into a room containing sixty cases of paper. "Those are the articles of impeachment I'm filing. Each one is three pages long, so there are 100,000 articles of impeachment in total. I will file one of them every hour until the rest of Congress finally decides to do the right thing."

Among the offenses listed on the articles are "illegally evading the draft to avoid service in the Revolutionary War," "supporting the Third Reich as they invaded the Soviet Union," and "violating the sovereignty of an independent nation by participating in the Battle of Atlanta during the Civil War."

When it was pointed out to her that President Biden will only be president for eight more days so most of her articles of impeachment would go to waste, Rep. Greene said, "I won't stop trying to impeach Joe Biden even after he's been dead fifty years."

Asked for comment, President Biden said, "how the hell can she impeach me for not having fought in the Revolution when I was born a century and a half after it ended? I know I'm old but...come on, this is ridiculous. The only bright spot in this is by her doing nothing but trying to impeach me it'll keep her from doing anything worse."