.... this morning just to gross people out. Making a royal stinking mess in his diaper, farting his brains out and shitting himself during the entire service for Carter.

I know the guy from the show "The Apprentice" said they'd sometimes have to halt production to clean him up and change his diaper...but that seems a bit like hyperbole.

Somebody close to him must've pulled his coat by now that he stinks. Maybe not, I sure wouldn't want to be the one to do that.

I guess it's like, he can't smell himself stinking up the joint.

Everything has to be about him. If it's not, his mind wanders off and he is like a bored, fidgety child.