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The Borowitz Report- LEAKED: Trump and RFK Jr. Discuss Fluoride
https://bsky.app/profile/ckuss.bsky.social/post/3le2fuhowok2yLink to tweet
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/leaked-trump-and-rfk-jr-discuss-fluoride
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—In a TBR exclusive, the following is a transcript of a private conversation between Donald J. Trump and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.:
Trump: Bobby, a lot of people seem upset about the fluoridation thing. The fluoride in the water. You want to get rid of the fluoride and people are saying that’s not nice.
Kennedy: You hate sharks, right?
Trump: Hate them.
Kennedy: Because they have such sharp teeth, right?
Trump: Yes, I hate the sharpness.
Kennedy: That’s because the oceans have fluoride in them and it makes their teeth sharp.
Trump: Fluoride is bad!
Kennedy: What I’ve been saying.
Trump: I can’t wait til you go wild on health.
Kennedy: You hate sharks, right?
Trump: Hate them.
Kennedy: Because they have such sharp teeth, right?
Trump: Yes, I hate the sharpness.
Kennedy: That’s because the oceans have fluoride in them and it makes their teeth sharp.
Trump: Fluoride is bad!
Kennedy: What I’ve been saying.
Trump: I can’t wait til you go wild on health.
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