The MAGA Our Father Prayer

(From Anonymous)

Our Father, who art in chaos,
Hallowed be thy tweets.
Thy circus come, thy BS be spun
On Earth, as it is on Fox News.
Give us this day our daily cringe,
And forgive us our sanity,
As we forgive those who keep
Drinking the Kool-Aid.

Lead us not into rational thought,
But deliver us from all reason.

For thine is the tantrum, the con, and the circus,
Forever and ever, amen.